By Odin's Beard, This is Nuts!

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PRAGUE (Reuters) - [size=-1] A Czech man is being taken to court after he hid in a restaurant washroom until the employees had left and then hooked up beer kegs directly to his mouth. [/size]

[size=-1] Cleaning staff found him drunk and lying on the floor of the bar at the restaurant in the city of Brno, about 200km (120 miles) east of Prague, the CTK news agency reported on Thursday. [/size]

[size=-1] "He had broken the door of the cooling mechanism ... and detached the hoses leading from the keg, squashed them in his mouth and literally filled himself up with beer," CTK quoted a police official as saying. [/size]

[size=-1] The man will be charged with damaging property because he caused 8,000 crown ($340) damage to the beer cooling box. [/size]
 
hee hee

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Norwegians Confused by Bush Salute
Many Norwegian Television Viewers Confused by Bush Family's Salute
The Associated PressThe Associated Press

OSLO, Norway Jan 21, 2005 — Many Norwegian television viewers were shocked to see U.S. President George W. Bush and family apparently saluting Satan during the U.S. inauguration.

But in reality, it was just a sign of respect for the University of Texas Longhorns, whose fans are known to shout out "Hook 'em, horns!" at athletic events.

The president and family were photographed lifting their right hands with their index and pinky fingers raised up, much like a horn.

But in much of the world those "horns" are a sign of the devil. In the Nordics, the hand gesture is popular among death metal and black metal groups and fans.

"Shock greeting from Bush daughter," a headline in the Norwegian Internet newspaper Nettavisen said late Wednesday above a photograph of Bush's daughter, Jenna, smiling and showing the sign.

Bush, a former Texas governor, was simply greeting the Texas Longhorn marching band as it passed during a Washington D.C. parade in the president's honor, explained Verdens Gang, Norway's largest newspaper.

Just the same, the Internet was abuzz Thursday with speculation about what the Bushes really mean by the sign.

Copyright 2005 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.
 
lizard said:
But in much of the world those "horns" are a sign of the devil. In the Nordics, the hand gesture is popular among death metal and black metal groups and fans.
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Okay, I hate using super-sub-dub-genres, but how fucking cool is it that the Associated Press differentiates between black and death metal!? \m/ to you, AP!
 
According to The Scotsman, the gesture also means bullshit...never heard that one before. Maybe it actually means "Dio is talking bullshit when he claims to have popularized it all by himself..." or "what kind of bullshit is going on when pop stars are using it to look cool?"
 
Was that written by AP or Lizard? It seems idiotic enough to appear in the Onion. Either way it's funny...and either way Notjenna is fucking hot. I wouldn't mind inaugriating her.
 
Yeah I'd say Jenna has been fingercuffed time and time again. NotJenna looks like the type that makes you go down on her for awhile first. Fine with me!
 
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