byron has arrived at the board while the Antichrist has arrived in the world

[xfer]

http://english.pravda.ru/main/2003/01/13/41962.html

A nine-year-old boy, Igor Nogovitsin from the settlement of Vychegodsky of the Kotlass district in Russia’s Arkhangelsk region revealed supernatural powers. Many witnesses saw the boy produce fire balls with his eyes; the balls set clothes, furniture and domestic appliances on fire.

 

[azal]

I was totally expecting a Liza Minnelli and creepy husband's baby is born announcement.

 

[xfer]

the antichrist has to be a jew, dude! don't you listen to jerry falwell?

 

[FuSoYa]

holy fuck, he let orbs loose in the house and they escaped into a well!

 

[screwdriverqueen]

completely jealous.

 

[eViLdArKnEsSsAtAn]

ELOHIM: The masculine plural of a feminine noun.

 

[minxnim]

that story totally creeps me out. it makes me think of some bizarre stephen king novel that made a baby with a tolstoy novel.

 

[The Dope]

Originally posted by xfer
the antichrist has to be a jew, dude! don't you listen to jerry falwell?

I saw old Jerry over xmas break in the mall parking lot. I was tempted to hit him with my car. (Yes, I am unfortunate enough to live near Lynchburg, VA, capital of Jerry's World, and he thinks he controls the city and so he decides what movies can and cannot come to the local theatres and all that crap. Everyone in the area who's not one of his followers hates his guts.)

 

[azal]

is the town named after all the black human windchimes?

 

[The Dope]

Quite possibly, but I think officially it was named after a guy named Lynch who ran a ferry across the James River close to where the town is located.