Cambridge's best dressed

[kleo706]

FANCY PANTS!!!!

 

[FuSoYa]

Your consistent attention to detail is staggering

 

[kleo706]

Toby: I have to write a review of this show so I notice things.

 

[FuSoYa]

Note that I was wearing an undershirt beneath my outershirt, thusly no nipple was visible

 

[kleo706]

Ah but Toby it was the IDEA of the nipple that mattered!

 

[FuSoYa]

Then I suppose it was also the idea of nipple hair that mattered as well.

 

[xfer]

a bright, shining lie.

 

[kleo706]

Toby: After reading Alex's rants, the idea of a Driver having body hair is foreign to me.

 

[kleo706]

Take this section of my review:

. . . and over strolled Alex Driver. Our meeting began the way all epic battles do: politely. He shook my hand. Every pump screamed"This hand shall soon plunge the knife into your back. Or at bleast shave it. I mean OH MY FUCKING GOD aaah." Of course, this was an ironically charged moment as my saquatch like paw looked bald next to the hairwad that served as his hand.

 

[xfer]

It's all right, Kleo, I shed into your drink when you weren't looking.

 

[kleo706]

Alex: I didn't have a drink. Nor did my fiancee.

 

[xfer]

oops!

 

[kleo706]

Alex: As a member of Kayo Dot, I forbid you to ever attend our shows!

 

[coelacanth_M]

hahaha "the violin section": people tend to always see sarina and i as a single unit! i'm sure it has to do with the fact that we're both japanese and have the same electric violin, but still!



okay, i sort of like it. it's pretty creepy, huh?

 

[coelacanth_M]

ps - you should always grab toby's nipple + nipple hair through his t-shirt nipple holes. he loves it.

 

[kleo706]

Mia: I didn't know her name and was covering that up.

p.s. Next time, should I throw someone else's wisdom teeth at you instead of panties?

 

[coelacanth_M]

what about wisdom teeth wrapped in vinegar-soaked panties?
i'd be way into that.

 

[kleo706]

I'd offer to throw a goat skull but he's a good pet...

 

[TheNewChupe]

Explosive Lactation

(also another potential baliset side project)