can't stop watching this.

[minxnim]

 

[minxnim]

can i just add that one of my clients sent a threatening letter with pics of mutilated people on it to opposing counsel.

*sigh*

 

[minxnim]

p.s. you just don't send mutilated pics and death threats to opposing counsel fyi.

 

[avi]

I like to think that most people already know that. *sigh*

 

[deadair]

i don't think you send mutilated pics to ANYone.

 

[minxnim]

he also faxed them ominous tarot card pictures i now find out! my boss is going to SHIT HER PANTS over this

 

[minxnim]

meanwhile, bill cosby is just like uh huh uh huh uh huh

 

[deadair]

leave it to bill

 

[xfer]

My friends and I took to referring to both Cosby and the Jack the Ripper suspect "Kosminski the Polish Butcher" as "Koz".

Which led to an interesting evening of people doing Cosby impressions muttering things like, "Cuttin' the women," and "Jell-O pudding pops...rapin' the women..."

So now I can't see the man without picturing murdered prostitutes.

 

[minxnim]

alex, you know as my agent i'd really appreciate if you could handle this little client mishap for me plz?

 

[xfer]

well, you know that Bill Cosby has been involved in a lot of freaky-deaky voodoo shit recently, right? i wonder if he's somehow involved. maybe i can have the Koz stop by and have a little talk with your client.

 

[minxnim]

weird. oh wait, i heard that... he had an obhea or something.

 

[xfer]

and he threw the bitch out! because she was cursing him!

 

[xfer]

i mean literally cursing, not like "fuck you KOZ!"

 

[minxnim]

wow at least he didnt give her a beatdown

 

[xfer]

at least he didn't rape her with a Jell-O pudding pop.

 

[minxnim]

jesus alex you always take it that extra step!
in other news, the opposing counsel reported this incident to the police. great!

 

[xfer]

My client had no foreknowledge of this hexilicious activity. Swear to God.

 

[minxnim]

dude what a mess this is! my client is totally retarded.

 

[avi]

sad to say, but they deserve what's coming to em