Captain Beard visits the zoo.

[Captain Beard]

Yeah, got up far too early, and lost the pictures I had of the gazelles, tigers and elephants due to a cranky laptop. But, here's what I saved:

Waterfall in the aviary

Small bridge for those who can't use the stairs in said aviary.

A smelly macaw. He was showing off to some women off camera.

Nearly punched a teacher with his class for a Timon and Pumbaa joke.

Visited rebirth's family.

Zeeba.

Visited Tee's family too,

I forgot what these were named.

Hello, Joe.

Fucking fairy-birds.

There was NO WAY I was passing up a photo of that.

The one on the right DID nearly lick her face after I took this.

Saurus Cranes *shrug*

Big lazy turtle commonly known as a tortoise. Still an ugly fucking turtle.

Puppy!

And we ate at the Elephant Bar Restaurant. Weird place, but good food.

The End.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

*Tortoise

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Great pictures, dude. Especially of the kangaroos and the zeebah neighbah.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Man I love being a turtle!!!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

But thats not a turtle.

 

[Captain Beard]

Great pictures, dude. Especially of the kangaroos and the zeebah neighbah.

Haha she got it!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I hate Zoos..........

 

[Captain Beard]

"Big lazy turtle commonly known as a tortoise. Still an ugly fucking turtle."

 

[Liverslapper]

cool pictures!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

But thats not a turtle.

big fat shell with a turd like head. Its a turtle

 

[Captain Beard]

cool pictures!

I love that camera, so versatile. And its only a Canon A620.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Haha she got it!

Favorite newspaper strip evah.

 

[Nightshade]

I forgot what these were named.

Addax?

Thank you for the animal pics!!!

 

[Captain Beard]

That would be them. As I watched them, I was thinking they'd make good satanic skulls for cd covers, but I was just bored.

 

[Nightshade]

That would be them. As I watched them, I was they'd make good satanic skulls, but I was just bored.

Now, don't go gettin' all hasty and abandoning a perfectly good notion. Since you brought it up, they would make good satanic skulls. Perhaps a little selective breeding to get some chin hair goin' on and you might just put goats out of business. Bears some thinkin', IMO.

Edit: The name's a little "edgier", too, if you think about it. Addax. Goat. Addax. Goat. See?

 

[Captain Beard]

I updated my post. Buuut, yeah, I'd still mount one on the wall, Satan or not. I like the horns.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I'd still mount one

lol

 

[Captain Beard]

Thats called taking it intentionally out of context, especially with the 2 posts above it. Not exactly a funny at all.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I still chuckled.

 

[Captain Beard]

I wish I had the tiger and elephant photos. They were the best ones.