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Mia from Kayo Dot said once that if she ever got caught with porn on her computer, she'd just say, "hey, I can't help it...I'm Japanese!"
There are two things that are weird about Asian porn. I don't mean Asians in American/mainstream porn like Asia Carrera or Miko Lee, I mean the full on Japanese school girl stuff:
Big muffs, small dicks.
WTF.
Big muffs, small dicks.
WTF.
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I don't even like watching regular ol' butt sex, let alone poop games. Some people are just weird, but hey, so is sex so there you go.
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One Inch Man said:
You know, there was once a time when double penetration was a rarity. Only certain girls would do it. Now, it's in every porn! I wonder if there's a training school for this kind of stuff. You know, a bit like Police Academy.
hahahahahahahahaha awesome.
My ex-girlfriend's friend once said "yeah I take it up the butt, I have to because I'm artistic!" wtf lolz
My ex-girlfriend's friend once said "yeah I take it up the butt, I have to because I'm artistic!" wtf lolz
Maybe weed numbs the bung? 
This is how the conversation went when I found out about her friend:
her: "yeah Allison was telling us how she takes it up the butt because she's 'artistic.'"
me: "huhuuhuhuhuhuhuh well I'm not surprised, her boyfriend seemed like a butt pirate."
her: "there's more: so does he."
me: "BWAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
In fact I'm cracking up right now, and I heard this shit like 2 years ago hahahahahaha
This is how the conversation went when I found out about her friend:
her: "yeah Allison was telling us how she takes it up the butt because she's 'artistic.'"
me: "huhuuhuhuhuhuhuh well I'm not surprised, her boyfriend seemed like a butt pirate."
her: "there's more: so does he."
me: "BWAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
In fact I'm cracking up right now, and I heard this shit like 2 years ago hahahahahaha
JayKeeley
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Wine is where it's at. Australian girls call it "leg opener".
Who here is from Australia? It's Decadent right? Maybe he can comment.
Anyway, Aussie chicks are so filthy. I mean, obviously you get all sorts, but there is something about the Land down Under...everyone's a descendent from jailbirds...
Once a friend of mine was in Oz. He was chatting up this chick in a club, and they swapped spit blah blah, and the next thing you know, she's invited him back to her place. However there's a catch. She says, in thick Australian accent, "I'm on the rag right now...but you can take me up the shitter if you like?".
I think he choked on an ice cube before politely turning her down.
Who here is from Australia? It's Decadent right? Maybe he can comment.
Anyway, Aussie chicks are so filthy. I mean, obviously you get all sorts, but there is something about the Land down Under...everyone's a descendent from jailbirds...
Once a friend of mine was in Oz. He was chatting up this chick in a club, and they swapped spit blah blah, and the next thing you know, she's invited him back to her place. However there's a catch. She says, in thick Australian accent, "I'm on the rag right now...but you can take me up the shitter if you like?".
I think he choked on an ice cube before politely turning her down.
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JayKeeley said:
Yup. Cool. I finally came in handy.
JayKeeley said:
They're fucking horrible. I mean, sure, sluts are sluts, but it takes a certain type... most of that type seem to live here. It's nice when you find a decent chick though... makes it that much more special
JayKeeley said:
Hahahahahaha
