Caption this photo

Captain Beard

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Caption, please.
 
I'm thinking "You gonna get raped" works about as well for this as it does for the other. In less of a "police artist sketch" kind of way and more of a "SCA reject" kind of way.

EDIT: Also, it occurs to me that this is what Pyrus would look like if you got him drunk / stoned enough to dress him up like that
 
This is your brain (insert picture of semi-normal human.)

This is your brain on cheesy-ass power metal like Rhapsody and Manowar (insert the above pic)