Cards Against Humanity - PROGPOWER EXPANSION DECK!

[Prog_Muse]

Hey all!

As some of you know, I have begun work on a ProgPower-themed expansion deck for CAH. As it seems to be pretty popular amongst our crowd, I thought it would be a blast to add in some things that apply specifically to us.

Please post any suggestions you have for the deck in this thread. If you think your idea is malicious, it probably is - don't share it.
Sarcasm and good-natured ribbing is fine; this is all meant to be in good fun.

We've already acquired about 20 ideas so far. Glenn has his own card, as do a few of the crew, but feel free to nominate anyone else who deserves their own!

Also, you can bet your ass that "God damned visa issues" is already on the list, haha.

Have fun and contribute all the things!

 

[Reverend Su]

some random ideas that need to be part of the fun...in some way or another


- Su's Gummi's
- Liquid Aristocratic Experience
- Glitter everywhere
- 'you're out of xxl fest shirts already?!'
- the art of introducing yourself and a friend so as to get the name of the person you're meeting...since you've forgotten in 10 times this weekend already

 

[nailz]

Surprise Buttsex should definitely make the list.
Also, Matt Moliti, Are You Matt Moliti? or We're all Matt Moliti
Also, Nanners, The Progpower USA Banana Bandit
Also, #models, #pointing

ALSO!

The Vortex Ultimate Playlist:
Royals
Royals
Royals
Royals
Royals
Royals
Nickelback
Royals
Royals
Royals
Never Gonna Give You Up

 

[Prog_Muse]

These are great so far, haha.

 

[PromisedLand]

Work in something like "It's okay to save your seat, but only if you use ___________"

 

[AngraRULES]

ProgPower Plague, of course...

 

[Locust0311]

Black Cards:

At ProgPower XVII Devin Townsend showed off his Progressive _____.
This years oddball: _____
When Nevermore dropped out again, Glenn was able to replace them with the awesome _____
The courtyard was crazy this year! I saw _____ with a Viking horn up their _____!
I can't believe I just traded my ______ for that rare Manilla Road import in the vendor room.
I heard Danny from Voyager got a new keytar shaped like a _____.


White Cards:

Towels, towels, everywhere!
A keytar solo
DC Cooper, shirtless metal God
Being so metal that you don't bathe for a week
The Rage Effect
A fabulous skullet
Getting falling down drunk on a Wednesday night
Stage diving onto an empty floor
A guitar that doubles as a bass

 

[Prog_Muse]

A fabulous skullet

LMFAO

Keep em coming, everyone! About ten cards left to create!

 

[J-Man]

Oh My Colon!!!!

 

[OrbWeaver]

ERHMAHGERD!!!

Godzilla in boots

Because Falconer

(I think I just made the winning haiku???)

 

[Reverend Su]

answer card:

OMG, are you in a band?!
oh, you're ONLY the bass player...can you introduce me to the lead singer?
cockspanner

Fuck you, Doug*
Fuck you, Ralf*
(*crew specific, i know...but funny!)

question card:
Let me guess - Su lost her voice because ___?
Tommy is running because ___?
Jen isn't smiling/Jen is scowling; what happened (haiku answer required)

 

[nailz]

Oh My Colon!!!!

Oh, My Colon!

 

[nailz]

Su Lost Her Voice Because_____.



The Vortex Ultimate Playlist:
Royals
Royals
Royals
Royals
Royals
Royals
Nickelback
Royals
Royals
Royals
Never Gonna Give You Up

 

[T.J. Swoboda]

White card: Midnight playing acoustic.