Casino Game of Choice?

[Reign in Acai]

Going to the Indian casino later on today to play some Pai Gow (the game of push), who here fancies a game of chance from time to time?

 

[einride]

not a gambling man so i picked the one with the funniest name

 

[Reign in Acai]

Pai Gow is pretty neat. It's the game you want to play if you wish to stretch out a small amount of money for a good length of time. 7 cards, two poker hands, a big hand (5 cards), weak hand (2 cards), played against the dealer's two hands. You have to win both hands to take the dinards. 70% of the time the hands turn out be a wash.

 

[J.]

black jack, though i really wanna learn how to play craps.

 

[Ellestin]

you already know how to play crap - on your hifi that is

 

[Reign in Acai]

you already know how to play crap - on your hifi that is

You can easily lose hundreds in minutes playing blackjack. If by chance you are getting ahead, the casinos quickly switch dealers on you, typically from a happy-go-lucky whitey to a stone cold Asian. I've learned my lesson.

 

[J.]

ive never left a blackjack table with less than i arrived with

sit at the last spot and count the paint and aces

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Laugh at the gambling addicts is a fun game of chance... theres always a chance you'll get spotted and shanked for quarters.

 

[J.]

you gamble with your life every time you get into a car or walk your dog or eat a triple patyy baconator. money is nothing.

 

[dorian gray]

In Soviet Russia, money gambles you

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

you gamble with your life every time you get into a car or walk your dog or eat a triple patyy baconator. money is nothing.

true, but I find the games boring

 

[Reign in Acai]

Just pissed away $600 over the course of 6 hours on Pai Gow. Fucking complete idiocy. I can name a hundred things more worthwhile to piss my dough on. Black strippers, Burzum 1st presses, a flight to Born to Late II, clothes, alcohol, fixing the suspension on my shitter, new laptop, etcetera X 93. The game itself isn't even fun, every hand is just stressful as fuck, crossing my joints in hopes that I can atleast receive a push. To top it all off, the casino's venue had NE-YO in concert, and was jammed packed with corn rowed Reggies. Lesson learned!

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Thats why I mean... for $600 I can get a whole lot more enjoyment... especially in summer where every weekend has 2 or 3 festivals to offer.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Never again Andrew, never again. The house ALWAYS wins. I was up a $150 as soon as I came in the door. But like most people, I wasn't satisfied and didn't know when to quit.

 

[einride]

can i change my vote to "jerry heres a new game of chance and skill its called send me your fucking money instead of completely wasting it some of us make $600 a month"

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

can i change my vote to "jerry heres a new game of chance and skill its called send me your fucking money instead of completely wasting it some of us make $600 a month"

"send me your money and maybe you'll get it or something even cooler back... at some point... some day"

 

[Johanna]

lolerama. If you get to $600 before quitting, chances are you'll never learn that lesson.

/myke

 

[Reign in Acai]

"jerry heres a new game of chance and skill its called send me your fucking money instead of completely wasting it some of us make $600 a month"

Your "personal income" thread flashed through my head on the drive home. After attempting to sleep off the horror, I sit here today feeling like a complete tit.

 

[einride]

it's just as well i don't make any money because if i did i would buy shit

 

[Disgustipated]

I just bet on dogs.