Funny Cathedral story...
I remember seeing them on the ill fated tour with Trouble in the mid 90's. Trouble left the tour and I was left with tickets to see this band, which...meh!
So, theyre playing and this dude is standing up front, beer in hand, trying to bang his head but he is supremely wasted and vertically challenged, damn near falling for about 15 minutes straight. He wanders off somewhere... I head to the bathroom about 10 minutes later, and here is said drunken dude, in the bathroom banging his head in between blowing chunks at the urinal, puke all over the front of him, beer still in hand. It was quite an exciting time for that boy, I would guess. He refused to stop banging his head or drinking until, when nothing else could go wrong, he fell face first into the urinal, hits the floor, and just starts moaning this sad drunken moan while people step around him.
It was truly horrifyingly funny