- Nov 24, 2002
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I decided to have a psychotic day 
So I went to Google put psycho christmas and pressed I'm feeling lucky and I end with this link:
http://www.screamingmidget.com/mt/johnny_psycho_presents/000300.html
From there this cute excerpt...
Pickup Lines For Santa Claus
by Johnny Psycho
"Yes. I was checking you out. And now I'm checking you twice."
"Not only can I stuff your stockings I can stuff anything else you want, too."
"Well, the "north pole" is really just a nickname..."
"You must be Vixen."
".... so, what say I slip down your chimney at around 12:30...."
"... you know, the elves don't make toys just for kids ..."
"Let's see what we can do to get you onto my Naughty list."
"Is your name Holly? Because I'd like to deck your halls."
"You can call me Nick, if I can call you later."
"Wanna see my yule log?"
"It's not sugarplums dancing through my head, its you baby!"
"We better keep you away from Frosty 'cause you're HOT!"
"I know about 2 billion boys who would like to unwrap you on Christmas morning."
"Would you like me to teach you some of those reindeer games?"
"Santa Claus is coming to town. Care to join me?"
"Hey angel, shouldn't you be on top of a tree somewhere?"
"Twas the night before Christmas, and all through my pants... a creature is stirring... would you like to dance?"
"Ever done it in a toy workshop?"
"Ho ho ho. Would you three ladies like to go for a ride in my sleigh?"
"Here comes Santa Claus!"
So I went to Google put psycho christmas and pressed I'm feeling lucky and I end with this link:http://www.screamingmidget.com/mt/johnny_psycho_presents/000300.html
From there this cute excerpt...
Pickup Lines For Santa Claus
by Johnny Psycho
"Yes. I was checking you out. And now I'm checking you twice."
"Not only can I stuff your stockings I can stuff anything else you want, too."
"Well, the "north pole" is really just a nickname..."
"You must be Vixen."
".... so, what say I slip down your chimney at around 12:30...."
"... you know, the elves don't make toys just for kids ..."
"Let's see what we can do to get you onto my Naughty list."
"Is your name Holly? Because I'd like to deck your halls."
"You can call me Nick, if I can call you later."
"Wanna see my yule log?"
"It's not sugarplums dancing through my head, its you baby!"
"We better keep you away from Frosty 'cause you're HOT!"
"I know about 2 billion boys who would like to unwrap you on Christmas morning."
"Would you like me to teach you some of those reindeer games?"
"Santa Claus is coming to town. Care to join me?"
"Hey angel, shouldn't you be on top of a tree somewhere?"
"Twas the night before Christmas, and all through my pants... a creature is stirring... would you like to dance?"
"Ever done it in a toy workshop?"
"Ho ho ho. Would you three ladies like to go for a ride in my sleigh?"
"Here comes Santa Claus!"
