Chris Barnes and Max Cavalera: a comparison

[Oblivious Maximus]

After doing some thinking, I have decided to post this. It's a comparsion between Chris Barnes and Max Cavelara. They are not so diffrent.

Chris Barnes:

Started out as the vocalist for Cannibal Corpse, who are very respected in the metal world.

Was fired from CC.

Formed Six Feet Under, who many people seem to hate.

Has dreadlocks.

Max Cavelara:

Started out as the voaclist for Sepeltura, who are very respected in the metal world.

Left Sep. after the rest of the band fired his wife as their manager.

Formed Soulfly, who many people seem to hate.

Has dreadlocks.

What do you think of my comprison?

 

[Funeral Portrait]

Very nice. But don't forget...both used to have very awesome vocals. Now they sound like fags.

 

[Varulv]

They don't look like they bathe very often. They probably smell bad.

 

[speed]

haha i like that, they do look like they need proper grooming.

What happened with Max- he has done Roots like 5 times, and each album has been worse and worse.

 

[anonymousnick2001]

Max's was a much better musician than Barnes, though.

 

[MightyDrynwhyl]

theyre both horrible. but max is slightly less shitty than barnes b/c of the fact that max formed Nailbomb

 

[anonymousnick2001]

Let's not forget how much early Sepultura owned, owns, and will forever own Cannibal Corpse.

 

[Chopstick up the Peehole]

They've both collaborated with rappers.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

They are both fucking idiots. Did we mention that yet.

 

[Under a Stone]

I wonder why Chris Barnes was kicked out of CC, probably most likely he sucked.

 

[Edgecrusher]

They don't look like they bathe very often. They probably smell bad.

I could be wrong, but I thought that's how you get dreadlocks, by not washing or combing your hair.

 

[Under a Stone]

They are both fucking idiots. Did we mention that yet.

Max's vocals ruled though in Sepultura's early days

 

[Spirit In Black]

Let's not forget how much early Sepultura owned, owns, and will forever own Cannibal Corpse.

I agree........at least Max wrote and played guitar and had awesome vocals.....Barnes just made sick lyrics

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I guess. Their paths converged, though, on the road to stupidity.

 

[anonymousnick2001]

No argument there.

 

[Psychonaut]

I liked both of their vocals in the early years. Now I can't stand either, but especially Chris'.

 

[Gory Elephant]

I wonder why Chris Barnes was kicked out of CC, probably most likely he sucked.

Oh, please. That is the lamest, most artificially inflammatory post I have seen in a long time. Barnes-era CC was a hugely influential entity, producing some of the best death metal the world had seen at that time. Do you own any CC albums? Or are you basing your opinion on Six Feet Under? And, if you do own any CC albums, did you own them 5 or 10 years ago?

BTW, in my opinion, Tomb of the Mutilated is easily one of the top 5 death metal albums of ALL TIME.

Mike.

 

[Chopstick up the Peehole]

Anal Cunt - "Chris Barnes is a Pussy"

YOU HID ON YOUR BUS
YOU WERE AFRAID OF US
YOU WOULDN'T FIGHT ME CUZ YOU'RE GAY
YOU HAD YOUR ROADIES SAVED TODAY

CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE FUCKING GAY
CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT
CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE BREATH SMELLS LIKE CUM
CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU LIKE DICKS UP YOUR ASS

YOU'RE A FUCKING MIDGET, SO YOU CAN BLOW GUYS WITHOUT KNEELING
YOU & ALLEN WEST MET AT A GAY BAR AND WANTED TO START A BAND
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF CANNIBAL CORPSE BECAUSE YOU SUCK
YOU STARTED SIX FEET UNDER AND THEY SUCK TOO

I'LL FIGHT YOU ANYTIME YOU FAG
BUT YOU'LL HAVE YOU'RE RODIES FIGHT FOR YOU
IF YOU SO BRUTAL, WHY WONT YOU FIGHT ME BY YOURSELF
YOU FUCKING CUM GUZZLING FAGGOT HOMO PUSSY

 

[anonymousnick2001]

Cannibal Corpse have always sucked. They just sucked more before Corpsegrinder came along.

 

[Under a Stone]

Oh, please. That is the lamest, most artificially inflammatory post I have seen in a long time. Barnes-era CC was a hugely influential entity, producing some of the best death metal the world had seen at that time. Do you own any CC albums? Or are you basing your opinion on Six Feet Under? And, if you do own any CC albums, did you own them 5 or 10 years ago?

BTW, in my opinion, Tomb of the Mutilated is easily one of the top 5 death metal albums of ALL TIME.

Mike.

Yes i do actually own a few of CC's early albums and i do argee that were(especailly 'Tomb of the Mutilated) influential and good but i think that 'The Bleeding' is the worst of out that era (though that not to say that it's entirely crap) mainly because Chris Barnes's vocals spoiled it.