chupe's vacation thread

[chupe666]

this is a list of things to take on vacation to Florida on thursday. feel free to add items as you feel necessary.

coffee maker, filters
coffee
toilet paper
rubber bed sheets
wachcloths, bath towels
beach towels
soap, shampoo, shaving cream/razor
pomade to look like james dean/elvis
suntan lotion
deoderant
alarm clock
blender (mixed drinks)
hot air popcorn popper
picnic basket
aluminum foil 12-14 inch
skin poppers
lots of spoons
needles
aspirin
flashlight
camera, film
batteries
matches
fire extinguisher
wine
rum
tequila
beer
p0rn
polish women
cereal (Special K with Strawberries!)
did i say picnic basket?
yogi bear cartoons
annoying beach shirts
sunglasses
beach balls
pail
shovel
pickaxe
gauze
neosporin
antacid
motor oil
surf music cds
camoflauge paint
yellow legal pads (3)
Windex

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

wait

where in florida will you be?

 

[minxnim]

inexplicably, i don't see 'can of shark-b-gone' on this list anywhere??!?!

 

[deadair]

+
jake
steph
aida

 

[lizard]

you know what...that list looks suspiciously like the lists of things our troops in Iraq needed.

 

[FalseTodd]

-New plane ticket to ANYWHERE ELSE BUT FLORIDA

 

[chupe666]

we're going to st. george island- no hotels on the island, it's all vacation homes and stuff, so we have to bring a bunch of crap. st. george is like up off the panhandle area, in the gulf.

- can of shark-b-gone. that's added to the list.

- no jake, steph, 41d4. sorry 41d4, but if i take you, i have to take "the others" and i don't like nicole kidman.

 

[FalseTodd]

-24 oz. spray can of FLORIDA-B-GONE

 

[FalseTodd]

-36 oz. spray can of WILL-2-LIVE

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I'll be in St. Petersburg all weekend is why I ask.

 

[FalseTodd]

-300 $1 bills for strip clubs

 

[chupe666]

we're DRIVING, which means like 14 hrs of surf music and flashing truck drivers.
FL is not really great, but where we're going looks okay- not so crowded and tourist-y, with nice beaches. but i would like to go someplace i haven't been, like west or to canada. a girl from work is going on a cruise in alaska the same time, which would be awesome.

 

[FalseTodd]

-$900 for Disney World admission for two.

Children.

 

[chupe666]

I'll be in St. Petersburg all weekend is why I ask.

OO!

I smell a hookup!

St. George to St. Petersburg:
Estimated Total Driving Time:
7 hoursEstimated Total Driving Distance:
303 milesTotal Number of Steps:
44

 

[avi]

don't forget your croc lasso!

 

[chupe666]

-300 $1 bills for strip clubs

check.

the guy in the cube next to me went to a bachelor party this weekend, and went to the strip club. he said it was nasty, which is basically what you get on the "east side" here. he also just left for the cardinals/cubs game with tickets to the company box which i went to on saturday. if i'd have known i could've gone today and missed work, i wouldn't have gone sat. it's all the free anheuser busch beer you can handle.

 

[chupe666]

why does it say this thread only has 3 views?

 

[Novembers Paul]

Don't forget your Bukkake funnel.

 

[chupe666]

Ah! For when i bury my gf in the sand!
actually, those look more like beer bongs, which i could use.


btw: GO POUND SAND!

 

[Novembers Paul]

Eric's going to be like the little skinny guy in the old comic book ads, who gets sand kicked in his face, and the big muscle dude walks off with his lady.