clark dickenscheidt

Could be worse...

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He could be named Phat Ho.
 
ha.. the keyboardist of Rise, a black/death metal band who's last album i did, is named Johnson Wang... no fucking joke. born with his porn name, lol.
 
heh.. i knew a kid in my senior year named Colon Burger... i used to call him Asshole Sandwich, lol. he was a nice guy though
 
A friend of mine was named Frank Reich because his parents lost an alcohol induced bet...

If you put the names together, it's Frankreich, which means "France". Doesn't seem to be too bad but he gets a lot of shit for it.