Clopping to the Deceased

[Reign in Acai]

Is wanking the frank and kneading the beans wrong if the trollop in question has past through the gates of gape a' tha? There's literally only one ebony bint in the entire galaxy which I've found stimulating in a San Diego Zoo sort of way. Would fist pumping to her song, be a disrespect?


Please discuss!

 

[Krilons Resa]

Not sure what you're getting at but will ya finally check this out:

 

[ChaosLee]

Think of it as your own version of a pearly gate tribute.

 

[dorian gray]

5 star theard

 

[Reign in Acai]

That River song was pretty jamming. I shall bump this thread to listen to more of them.

Also, if ye cats want some closure on the decedent in question, it was Alicia Tyler.

 

[NAD]

I have a friend that used to only jerk off to dead pornstars. I thought it was a little morbid at the time, but now it is just funny.

Oh hell, I bought a few Anna Nicole Smith issues of Playboy last year, that was like being 15 all over again. Except she's dead.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Why the fuck did you buy more old playboys?

 

[NAD]

To jerk off to pictures of Anna Nicole Smith!

 

[dorian gray]

I want to use the title of this thread for a band name

 

[Reign in Acai]

 

[ChaosLee]

I would nail that in the ass

 

[General Zod]

Is wanking the frank and kneading the beans wrong if the trollop in question has past through the gates of gape a' tha?

So long as you play Elton John's "Candle in the Wind", while holding up a Bic lighter in the "free" hand, I think it's a heartfelt form of tribute.