coffee pee/overactive bladder

[BigFakeSmile]

you guys seen that commercial for meds you can take to stop your overactive bladder, with that jingle "gotta go gotta go gotta go right now" and all those people saying "gotta go" and then the woman takes the meds and shes in the boardroom saying "not right now!" with one of those toothy commercial grins?
side effects include constipation! this is not a good deal!

 

[azal]

it is if you are looking to get completely plugged up.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

choice posting!

 

[BigFakeSmile]

i thought so. im putting the ow in "low brow"

hey look: i finally had a hit with the opeth board (tough crowd)

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=71095

 

[azal]

the guys who say they can have meaningless sex with random partners but choose not to are totally lying.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

code for "i couldnt get any if i tried. the kind of chicks who have meaningless sex wont even have it with me"

 

[azal]

no it's more like, I'm not getting any, but to comfort myself, I'll pretend that I could if I wanted to, but I don't so I'm happy.

I just confused myself.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

its like when you like some guy and youre like 'i want him to know that i like him but i dont want him to know that i know that he knows that i like him'

 

[azal]

my head hurts.