My buddy was preaching the gospel of colon cleansing earlier this afternoon. Going to split an eight week supply with a chum and shed all the shit from my giblet infested innards. Stick a tube up your ass no more, the answer to all of life's solutions is in one little bottle. Vitameatavegimin! I've been eating healthier than Jack Lalanne for the past several months. No deep fried foods, no burgers, watching the bread. Yet the attack of the fupa remains stalwart in it's plight for waistband annihilation. Why?!?! Because my stomach is a haven for extreme excrement. Who here is man enough to take the erase the waste challenge, step to the fore. Advantages include the ability to defecate on will, a potpourri smelling pooper, a natural waste line that would make Adonis blush, and the self-esteem you always wanted but have always failed to achieve.
Who here has tried this detoxification process?!? Let's hear your experiences!
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Who here has tried this detoxification process?!? Let's hear your experiences!
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