1 - Crowded Elevator smells different to Midget
2 - Man with hand in trouser pocket feel cocky all day
3 - Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone
4 - Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon leads to undoing of fly
5 - Man who run in front of car get tired
6 - Man who run behind car get exhausted
7 - Man who fish in other mans well often catches crabs
8 - Man who eats too many prunes get good run for money
9 - It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it
10 - Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
Woman: 'Honey, there is a man at the door asking for donations to build a public swimming pool'
Man: 'Give him three....... No two buckets of water!'
Two goats are on the backlot of a movie studio eating old film reels. One goat says 'This tastes good', the other one says 'Yeah, but the book was better!'
Thankyou you've been great... I'm here till Tuesday!
Sprucey
2 - Man with hand in trouser pocket feel cocky all day
3 - Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone
4 - Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon leads to undoing of fly
5 - Man who run in front of car get tired
6 - Man who run behind car get exhausted
7 - Man who fish in other mans well often catches crabs
8 - Man who eats too many prunes get good run for money
9 - It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it
10 - Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
Woman: 'Honey, there is a man at the door asking for donations to build a public swimming pool'
Man: 'Give him three....... No two buckets of water!'
Two goats are on the backlot of a movie studio eating old film reels. One goat says 'This tastes good', the other one says 'Yeah, but the book was better!'
Thankyou you've been great... I'm here till Tuesday!
Sprucey
