Conspiciougly Iconoclastically Absent teaches how to insult like a scotsman

[Conspicuously Absent]

Tha an h-a-mhàin deoc cò bod nas-fheàrr na bò mhair bò bhràmair - The only person who sucks cock better than your mum is your girlfriend

Deoghail am fallus bhàrr duine mharbh siadha tiadhan - Suck the sweat off of a dead mans balls

Tha thu cho duaichnidh ri èarr àirde de a' coisich deas damh - You are as ugly as the north end of a southward traveling ox

Rach thu agus a' sgaoil am leathar de bhur paithar - Go and fuck your sister

Tha mi a' sgaoil am leathar a'faighean ràinig thu a bhàrr - I fuck the pussy you come from!

Ithidh i strailleanan - She's a pussy-eater

Tha thu 'nad fhaighean - You're a cunt


Now you too can insult like a scotsman, assuming you learn proper pronunciation. Which i'm too lazy to teach to you barbarians.

 

[Demilich]

I fuck the pussy you come from!

that there's Borat material right there, that there it is!

 

[NAD]

Tha thu 'nad fhaighean - You're a cunt

Okay this one rules.

 

[Demilich]

only celtic i know is the Irish greeting "cead mille failte" = a hundred thousand blessings.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

pog ma thoin - kiss my ass

pronounced: Pack (roll the k a bit) ma hoon.

Sounds more like a toast than an insult. Works great in bars.

 

[NAD]

My favorite British insult is YER MA'S A HOOER!!!

Or maybe it's Irish, I dunno.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Man, Gaelic is awesome. It looks like fucking Lovecraft language.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

it's fun to speak cause it sounds weird and sounds nothing like its spelled.

ie;

Tha thu 'nad fhaighean
ha hoo na fag heen

 

[Ellestin]

Tha thu 'nad fhaighean - You're a cunt

What has Lovecraft to do with this?