Convict thread

[Dead Winter]

Anyone ever been arrested, sent to jail/prison? What was it for and how long were you there?

 

[Liverslapper]

i went to jail for groping a baby in the park

 

[Chromatose]

..... LRD?

 

[Liverslapper]

why do you think im at home all the time...so i don't go out in public and feel the need to GROPE.

 

[derek]

..... LRD?

Nah, she was 18. It just so happens she attends Junior High and has to be home by 7.

 

[Dead Winter]

..... LRD?

 

[Liverslapper]

ok but seriously, never been to jail or anything.












































































































yep never been to jail.

 

[Dead Winter]

ok but seriously, never been to jail or anything.












































































































yep never been to jail.

For some reason, I don't believe you.

 

[reese_apoc]

I've never been to jail; but sadly, I know quite a few people who have

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

2005 - Frederick County Jail, MD
2007 - Collin County Jail, TX

Was at both for a total of maybe two hours, being fingerprinted for jobs

 

[Dead Winter]

2005 - Frederick County Jail, MD
2007 - Collin County Jail, TX

Was at both for a total of maybe two hours, being fingerprinted for jobs

Baaaahhhh PPPPTTTTTHHHHHHHHH!!!!! You had me going at first.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

i've been in multiple police cars but always got out of being arrested, i've been in handcuffs before though

 

[derek]

Finger printing and buttsecks, right?

 

[Dead Winter]

i've been in multiple police cars but always got out of being arrested, i've been in handcuffs before though

Ok, but you must describe the situation surrounding it if you're going to divulge these facts, hehe.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

only 2 people in this world know why so i'm not sure if i want to post it on the internet

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

back in 98 I got arrested for being in the car with a friend who shot an oncoming car with a giant watergun
I remember laughing in the car while we were surrounded by 6 cop cars in the Steak N' Shake parking lot. A cop came over to me and was super pissed. It was funny shit. Handcuffs are uncomfortable, the backseat of a cop car is tiny, and the concrete benches in the jail are perfect for farting!
Oh and right behind me in the jail there was "fat" carved into the wall. It was awesome

 

[viewerfromnihil]

holy fuck krig, that's hilarious

 

[Lunar Still]

back in 98 I got arrested for being in the car with a friend who shot an oncoming car with a giant watergun
I remember laughing in the car while we were surrounded by 6 cop cars in the Steak N' Shake parking lot. A cop came over to me and was super pissed. It was funny shit. Handcuffs are uncomfortable, the backseat of a cop car is tiny, and the concrete benches in the jail are perfect for farting!
Oh and right behind me in the jail there was "fat" carved into the wall. It was awesome

Somehow, I'd believe you did this way before I'd believe you committed an actual crime.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

i'd believe that he just did it last night

 

[Dead Winter]

back in 98 I got arrested for being in the car with a friend who shot an oncoming car with a giant watergun
I remember laughing in the car while we were surrounded by 6 cop cars in the Steak N' Shake parking lot. A cop came over to me and was super pissed. It was funny shit. Handcuffs are uncomfortable, the backseat of a cop car is tiny, and the concrete benches in the jail are perfect for farting!
Oh and right behind me in the jail there was "fat" carved into the wall. It was awesome

That's the funniest convict story I've ever heard,