"Crabcore" on fox news

[brianhood]

so i just walked upstairs and Attack Attack is on Fox news for whatever reason, and they referred to them as "crabcore"

i lmaool'd @ that


way to go guys!

 

[Metaltastic]

Jesus, this is getting absurd And I'm pretty sure it was really Harmony Central that started this whole sensation (for better or for worse )

 

[KeithReyn]

that is awesome, haha.


Edit: I googled "crabcore" and a bunch of things came up...
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Crabcore
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2009/jun/23/scene-and-heard-crabcore
http://www.last.fm/group/Crabcore

what have you guys done?? haha!

 

[SimonSez]

Wait... you watch Fox News?

 

[ParsonsMatt]

It makes me sad that this shitty band is getting so much attention.

 

[Rex Rocker]

Metallica - Or should I say Crabtallica. Crabtallica in history live shows the bassist has been experimenting Crabcore aka Proto-Crabcore on stage to impress metalheads in a desperate attempt to prove that they are still rad.

OMG!

 

[Melodeath]

I think I missed the boat. Wtf is crabcore, and who is Attack Attack. I do not feel like googling atm tbh.

 

[SocialNumb]

I think I missed the boat. Wtf is crabcore, and who is Attack Attack. I do not feel like googling atm tbh.

Didn't know myself till yesterday. Still not sure what crabcore is exactly. Maybe something to do with how the dudes hold the guitars? Like a crab? Attack Attack is a very shity band. Auto tunes vocals and screamo mixed with other crap. It's just horrible...


Only way to truly understand the horror is to hear it yourself, You tube it.

 

[SocialNumb]

Crabcore(More like Crapcore amirite) is a new age genre of post-hardcore music that is now in the mainstream thanks to Attack Attack!, it entails playing shitty music by playing over 9000 breakdowns, screaming shit like a whiny pussy, wailing your guitar up and down like a kid on assburgers attempting to air guitar and crouching like a crab at the same time. The genre was pushed into the mainstream when the band decided their old version music video of "Stick Stickly" was not br00t4l enough to appeal to the metalhead fans which apparently the band thought they had many of them. The band decided it was time to throw away the conventional elements in many post-hardcore bands and decided to add auto-tune vocals, and crab crouching to the br00t4l breakdowns. After weeks of releasing the video on jewtube and the subtle jewtube comments of people saying they looked like crabs came a shitstorm of last.fm trolls and jewtube viewers realizing that the band just came up with the greatest genre known to man.

From KeithReyn's link above.

 

[Melodeath]

It's amazing how much the internet has transformed in 6 years.

 

[Jevil]

I think I missed the boat. Wtf is crabcore, and who is Attack Attack. I do not feel like googling atm tbh.

The origin

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/andy-sneap/503602-i-found-new-band-hate.html

 

[CatharsisStudios]

D:

 

[GarethSE]

the term originated on 4chan aparrently

 

[Chryst Krispies]

the term originated on 4chan aparrently

I'm calling BS on 4chan.

They are trying to steal the Sneap forum's awesome stereotyping skills.

 

[PhilTheBeard]

hahaha that just makes me hate fox news even more

 

[MT01]

 

[kenfobert]

HAHAHAHAHA. Friday night a bunch of us watched their retarded video and couldn't stop laughing. Especially when the dance music breaks in out of nowhere lol, just the most disgusting thing ever.

 

[Genius Gone Insane]

We need Kurt Cobain and Lane Staley to come back to life and rid us of all this crap.

 

[Chryst Krispies]

Ok, I actually just listened to the full song for the first time...

I thought the chorus and the techno part were catchy as FUCK. The rest was blech.

 

[PhilTheBeard]

like i said before the only good band out of these type of bands is the devil wears prada. imo