Alrighty, so my parents like to go to their Catholic church and are active participants in parish functions. That said, their church has this thing called the JuneFest each June which is basically a church fair, with food and games and stuff like that. So one year my mom guilt tripped me into volunteer working at one of the food booths- I was doing the kielbasa sandwiches I think. And lo, who is in line but the bassist for the satanic New Haven death metal ensemble Evilution. At a Catholic church summer fair/fundraiser. I gave him the eye for a bit but didn't say anything.
Oh, Evilution. The tangled webs we weave.