Windin, up.... Here's the pitch!
Shock-Jock Don Imus and his wife Deirdre met the Rutgers team at the mansion of New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine, who is critically ill after being involved in a car crash on his way to the meeting.
CRASH!! Holy cow, its a hit!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ultra-socialist supra-elitist lib Jon Corzine, t-boned by a little red pick-up on his way to mediate beteen the I-man and those nappy-headed hos!!
BWAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
This is just about the greatest day I've had in ages!!!!
Corzine hospitalised. On a respirator. While Imus apologizes and the rutgers woman "gradually come to terms with the apology."
Heh heh. Heh heh heh. Hhhhha ha ha ha ha!
I dunno, he he he, I can't ha ha ha, I can't stop laughing! HA HA HA HA HA!
I can't understand why Jon Corzine was injured. I mean, didn't his gigantic wallet stuffed with millions upon millions of grafted and swindled dollars cushion the impact?
How is it possible for someone so freakin rich to be involved in a hit-and-run?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha HHHHHHA!
I wonder if the "little red truck" was being driven by that notorious traffic menace, JANET RENO!?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Jon Corzine's in the hospital! ...Think I'm gonna get me an ice cream cone!
Jurched
Shock-Jock Don Imus and his wife Deirdre met the Rutgers team at the mansion of New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine, who is critically ill after being involved in a car crash on his way to the meeting.
CRASH!! Holy cow, its a hit!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ultra-socialist supra-elitist lib Jon Corzine, t-boned by a little red pick-up on his way to mediate beteen the I-man and those nappy-headed hos!!
BWAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
This is just about the greatest day I've had in ages!!!!
Corzine hospitalised. On a respirator. While Imus apologizes and the rutgers woman "gradually come to terms with the apology."
Heh heh. Heh heh heh. Hhhhha ha ha ha ha!
I dunno, he he he, I can't ha ha ha, I can't stop laughing! HA HA HA HA HA!
I can't understand why Jon Corzine was injured. I mean, didn't his gigantic wallet stuffed with millions upon millions of grafted and swindled dollars cushion the impact?
How is it possible for someone so freakin rich to be involved in a hit-and-run?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha HHHHHHA!
I wonder if the "little red truck" was being driven by that notorious traffic menace, JANET RENO!?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Jon Corzine's in the hospital! ...Think I'm gonna get me an ice cream cone!
Jurched