Damn you Halloween Candy!!

[Jasonic]

I am talking to the following:
- SNICKERS
- TWIX
- BABY RUTH
- SKITTLES
- DOTS
- BUTTERFINGER
- CANDY CORN
- MILKY WAY
- PEANUT M&Ms

Why do you taste so DAMN good??!!!??!!!??

You are everywhere!
My home, my work, but worst of all, in my stomach!!

DAMN YOU!!!!

 

[Vegetaman]

Hershey Chocolate doesn't taste near as good as it used to when I was a little kid...

That aside, Milky Way and 3 Musketeers are still damned delicious.

 

[Jasonic]

I could never get into Hersheys for some reason.

I need caramel and neugut (SP????)

 

[Vegetaman]

Yes. Delicious... center thingy.

 

[Vegetaman]

We've got bags of Snickers, 3 Musk, M&Ms, and Milkey Ways. I think I had more chocolate for lunch than anything else.

CANDY. FOR BREAKFAST!? (or lunch, lawlz)

:Smokin:

 

[ShadowLioness]

Hey, I didn't get any Halloween candy this year. I don't have kids, my apartment complex doesn't allow trick or treating (actually this saved me from having to buy oodles of the stuff) and my office is very small.

Send me all the chocolate .

 

[Vegetaman]

Hey, I didn't get any Halloween candy this year. I don't have kids, my apartment complex doesn't allow trick or treating (actually this saved me from having to buy oodles of the stuff) and my office is very small.

Send me all the chocolate .

I was sad because I didn't get to go out and scare kids on Halloween like I always do... I usually only get to keep the candy we don't give out or that kids drop from running away scared.

I got a bag of peanut M&Ms for myself... And now I feel fat and sick.

 

[Jasonic]

Send me all the chocolate .

Give me your address. I will gladly get it in the mail tomorrow!!

All that good stuff and my daughter gets excited over frickin' SMARTIES
(The poorest excuse for candy ever, next to those wafer circle things)

 

[booB]

- SNICKERS
- TWIX
- BABY RUTH
- SKITTLES
- DOTS
- BUTTERFINGER
- CANDY CORN
- MILKY WAY
- PEANUT M&Ms

Damn youse!!!! DAMN YOUSE TO HELLLLLLL!!!!

 

[Vegetaman]

(The poorest excuse for candy ever, next to those wafer circle things)

Wait... Necco wafers?

 

[Srontgorrth]

XDDDDDDD

 

[ShadowLioness]

Give me your address. I will gladly get it in the mail tomorrow!!

All that good stuff and my daughter gets excited over frickin' SMARTIES
(The poorest excuse for candy ever, next to those wafer circle things)

Haha! If all that chocolate wouldn't go straight to my ass then I'd gladly oblige.

I used to LOVE Smarties as a kid. They were like little pieces of crack to me. Now, not so much.

 

[metalprof]

This year, the relative density of GOOD candy to the stupid Skittles, Starburst, and caramel corn is quite high in my kids' pumpkins. So when I raid their Halloween haul and eat some of their Snickers, Reeses Peanut Butter Cups, Kit Kats and Nestle Crunch bars, it is because I am sacrificing my own well being in the interest of maintaining their health. Really!

And when my older daughter tells me not to eat her candy, I always say, "I would never eat your candy! ...." and then quickly add, "whenyourelooking."

It is my duty as a parent to make sure my kids don't eat too much candy, so it is my responsibility to eat a lot of it myself.

Ken

PS. We handed out Skittles, Starburst and other non-chocolate stupidities ourselves because that's the cheapest kind to buy!

 

[booB]

Haha! If all that chocolate wouldn't go straight to my ass then I'd gladly oblige.

I'm sure you could convince the guys of this forum to spank the chocolate back off of your ass.

 

[booB]

*in best Stephen Colbert voice*

"Halloween Candy, you're on notice!!!!!"

 

[Vegetaman]

Mmmm... Delicious.

 

[Jasonic]

Wait... Necco wafers?

Yeah, that's them...
What's the point? It's like eating paper

 

[Jasonic]

I'm sure you could convince the guys of this forum to spank the chocolate back off of your ass.

And furthermore, I think I speak for EVERY guy here when I say there ain't nothing wrong with a little junk in da trunk!

 

[Jasonic]

PS. We handed out Skittles, Starburst and other non-chocolate stupidities ourselves because that's the cheapest kind to buy!

I always thought the cheapest to buy were either the DUM DUM SUCKERS or the small TOOTSIE ROLL MIDGES.

 

[OrbWeaver]

DISCOUNT HALLOWEEN CANDY FOR THE WIN! *runs off, arms flailing*