Danzig's gettin' fat.

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I always think of him as the MONSTER in the 'mother' clip... but now he's just a barrel with limbs.
 
:lol:

Once Danzig was in uhh I forget what city but he was staying in the same hotel as the Pens(hockey team). Jay Caufield, Pens enforcer back then who basically never won a fight but was a big guy, had an encounter with Glenn. Jay asked him "Why do you walk around with your arms flared out like you're a wrestler?". lol Glenn obviously got pissed and they had themselves a little brouhaha.
 
THIS is how Danzig is SUPPOSED to look

(look at those huge fucking arms and lats of his... as opposed to 'barrel man' as i will now choose to call him)

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The dude has to be well into his 40's by now, surely? Let's say he was 18 in 1978 when the Misfits first started, that would make him at least 42.

Bitch Tits or not, he's not in bad shape for a guy of his age. I think he's a bit of a short-arse (about 5'4"), so maybe that doesn't help the overall proportion?
 
I heard that he is gonna be touring with Marduk. That would be both cool, and fucked up. And, no he is not fat; he's Danzing.