DARKEST REGARDS

[Count Zahd Omizer]

DARKEST REGARDS AND GRIMMEST OF SALUTATIONS,

I HAVE TRAVELED THE COLDEST OF CAVES AND SCALED THE HIGHEST OF MOUNTAIN PEAKS TO BRING TO YOU THIS MESSAGE OF SUPREME EVIL. LORD LUCIFER COMMANDS YOU TO GO TO WWW.MYSPACE.COM/LUCIFERSDARKMUFFINS AND LISTEN TO THE WORD OF THE DARK LORD. IT IS I, COUNT ZAHD OMIZER, WHO HAD BEEN CHOSEN AS THE VOICE OF SATAN. HEAR HIS WORDS. FEEL HIS MESSAGE. CAST DOWN THY UNEDUCATED BRAINS AND SEEK ENLIGHTENMENT THROUGH LUCIFER'S DARK MUFFINS.


BLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
COUNT ZAHD OMIZER

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

what is norway?

 

[Nocturna89]

Oh the famous Count Zahd Omizer, nice to meet you....i can't wait to taste some of your dark lord's cookies from hell i have already heard his hellish word

 

[Count Zahd Omizer]

THE CHILL'D SPHINCTER OF LORD LUCIFER.

 

[Count Zahd Omizer]

Oh the famous Count Zahd Omizer, nice to meet you....i can't wait to taste some of your dark lord's cookies from hell i have already heard his hellish word

MUFFINS, MINION!!!!!

 

[Nocturna89]

ok ok they're lucifer's dark muffins and they will cast down our uneducated brains and seek enlightenment

aah i love the cut and paste option

what is norway?

maybe some unknown brand of mephistophelic biscuits

 

[Count Zahd Omizer]

VOLDTEKT, MORD, OG SLITASJE HUDEN TIL BARN!!!!!!

 

[Swabs]

BARN!!!!!!

FUCK YEAH BARN!!!

FUCK YEAH!!

 

[Count Zahd Omizer]

IT IS I, COUNT ZAHD OMIZER, WHO IS RETREATING TO HIS CAVE DWELLING IN NORTHERN NORWAY. I SHALL RETURN, MINIONS!!!!!!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

In another five years?

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

suomi finland perkele fy fan helveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeete

 

[Lunar Still]

Where's Ms. Atan?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

and dr. acula?

 

[Macharius]

Found Jesus!

 

[Super Mahrio]

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Hi Count Zahd Omizer! Too bad I know who you really are!

 

[Liverslapper]

Found Jesus!

hahah that's awesome.

 

[Morganna]