Step 1: Wake up without alarm clock
Step 2: Turn on stereo loud
Step 3: Make coffee in French Press (godly)
Step 4: Bottle beer
Step 5: Turn up stereo
Step 6: Brew new batch of beer
Step 7: Buy small country on eBay
Step 8: Realize credit has been violently revoked
Step 9: Move to Barbados
Step 10: Make coffee in French Press, which is now my sole possession
Step 11: Look for work as cabana boy
Step 12: Hunt wild boar with pointy stick (fruitlessly)
Step 2: Turn on stereo loud
Step 3: Make coffee in French Press (godly)
Step 4: Bottle beer
Step 5: Turn up stereo
Step 6: Brew new batch of beer
Step 7: Buy small country on eBay
Step 8: Realize credit has been violently revoked
Step 9: Move to Barbados
Step 10: Make coffee in French Press, which is now my sole possession
Step 11: Look for work as cabana boy
Step 12: Hunt wild boar with pointy stick (fruitlessly)