dear band

kleo706

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sign with me plzthx.

xoxoxox
-k-

p.s. wait until next month. I just blew the advertising budget for september renewing my post office box.
 
I will give you two bottles of vodka, a "Suburban Commando" DVD, a My Little Pony thermos, and three burnt CDs of me reciting Vogon love poetry.
 
Demand that Dark Symphonies give yo ua thermos for every member of the band an extra one for eric or else you will leave the label
 
I can't sign ND to the one I work for. The plan was to start my own to treat the band as they deserve to be. Then, I realized that slavery was illegal so I just made a ham sandwich instead.
Oh and Eric... we can fight for my thermos. Just bear in mind that my fist ain't for punching... baby ;)

xoxoxo
-k-
 
Vito,

While Suburban Commando is indeed a superlative film, I must question its merits when compared to Santa With Muscles.
So far as signing you guys goes, I may be obligated to take on avernus as I just joined the band :(
 
kleo706 said:
Vito,

While Suburban Commando is indeed a superlative film, I must question its merits when compared to Santa With Muscles.
I never saw that one sounds good though. If you want a great action movie get Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter it rocks. It's a Kung-Fu bible preaching musical. There is a movie that I saw on Svengoolie once that was about Santa visiting Mars or bringing presents to kids on Mars and i can't remember the damn name of it. If anyone knows what I'm talking about please remind me of the title.
 
It can't possibly as bad as the "film festival" at my school... the submissions are from abunch of drug free hippies with titles like "The Wiffleball Movie" and "Rojo Hombre"
 
kleo706 said:
Vito,

While Suburban Commando is indeed a superlative film, I must question its merits when compared to Santa With Muscles.
So far as signing you guys goes, I may be obligated to take on avernus as I just joined the band :(

I thought they already had a skin-flute player?

Wait, you live on the east coast. How are you joining a chicago band?
 
turnloosetheswans: I have that, along with Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool. They are just forgotten b/c people always focus on the huge artistic success that was D.C. Cab.

Paul: Hey, they needed a popcorn maker and there's no way I'm letting my brothers in doom suffer!
 
BalanceofPower said:
Dude i already saw it at his house, he tried to hide it by putting a mini cowboy hat on it but i was no fool.
Yeah okay....I was just at your house recently too yknow.....some interesting things I saw while there.......pics of you holding hands with another boy, suspicious looking videos with titles that cannot be "hetero"......hmmm....

Hey Paul, don't you have an interesting pic of Vito from his house? heh heh heh....

I ain't 'bout no pussy ass My Little Pony shit! I'm all man!
Now excuse me, I have to bid on some Fisher Price toys......