dear king henry VIII breakfast

[minxnim]

i am so full i want to die but thanks you were awesome anyway.

 

[minxnim]

if you happen to see a very well dressed girl crawling down the hallway much akin to a sidewinder snake begging for ipecac, chances are that is me with my king henry VIII breakfast fighting it's way back out.,

 

[xfer]

explain king henry VIII breakfast

 

[minxnim]

this is what my dad calls a huge extravagant ridiculously lavish breakfast. for example, pancakes with toast and jelly, a bagel, 4 cookies and a bowl of cereal with chocolate syrup on it.

 

[goatschool]

WAS that the actual breakfast?!?!???

 

[minxnim]

no no no i just had chocolate (fake) cookies, a bagel, two biscuits, and a box of strawberries

 

[goatschool]

aw that's more like the henry II breakfast, to the average jane/joe.

do you eat bagels plain? i do mostly.

 

[minxnim]

yes they're better plain. or with pb