Dear mall kiosk worker.

[Loren Littlejohn]

A tribute to you oh mighty sales women of women. For only you can make me buy into your bullshit after being awake for 20 hours. You buff my nail with the cutest little girly buffer and place mineral oil on my cuticle to make the skin soft. You have made my thumb nail uber non metal and shiny. Congratulations you managed to hook me, after all I just wanted you to shut the fuck up. Thank you for making me believe that your price drop was you losing commission I thank you for that. And heaven forbid you used animal parts to make your stuff, neigh you use only the finest stuff from the Bering sea minerals from a sea shells asshole. Yes heres to you bitch for selling me something I did not want and being a pushy ass cunt.

And now I go to scratch my thumb nail with a steel wool to return it to it's manliness. For there is nothing more manly than steel.

 

[AStacy2]

WHOA...


I hope you left out the part about that you were tripping balls trying to hook up with this chick because she was hot as hell.

 

[ashgallows]

"Sometimes Tyler spoke for me "

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

WHOA...


I hope you left out the part about that you were tripping balls trying to hook up with this chick because she was hot as hell.

I did, she was hot, and foreign!

 

[AStacy2]

Haha, well, that changes the story entirely!

 

[iekobrid]

I did, she was hot, and foreign!

Subtract the steel wool part and Add "She also talked me into buying a Mothers Day gift basket at which my mother laughed", and I shamed my way through the exact same experience, foreign hotness and all. I can't even walk that side of the mall now because she remembers my fucking name from a year ago.

 

[greyskull]

FUCK! that happened to me the other day in Guildford. mental

 

[Grave Desire]

I did, she was hot, and foreign!

Haha, Yeah alot of them aren't Citizens yet(in the U.S. anyways). My girlfriend works in a local mall and said alot of them are from Russia and Israel.

My buddy who is basically an idiot magnet actually fell for one after buying stuff for your nails. She ended up staying with him at his apartment and I guess after a week she wanted to marry him. It became pretty obvious that they try to marry people to become Citizens. He kinda got freaked out and told her to leave..I don't think he even got laid either..lol.

That being said..two years ago, I was dumb enough to buy shit from a hot foreign chick..so i have no room to talk.

 

[Glenn Fricker]

I did, she was hot, and foreign!

Unless she was dropping her panties & grinding, you're a fucking idiot!

 

[J the TyranT]

dumbasses....

thats why I pwnd so hard at sales when I used to do it.

And know to tell them people to fuck off... hotness or not.

They're the strippers of clerkhood... they just want yo money!

 

[Nebulous]

So could it be that I'm not the only dude on the planet who get's pissed off at chicks who think/ know we're dumb enough to buy shit because they have big tits and a tight ass? Don't get me wrong, it's nice to know that such ladies exsist, but I won't buy shit from them just because they're hot....unless I forget to listen to what they're selling haha.

 

[Wolfeman]

One of those bleotches convinced me to buy Proactive solution, and I don't even have zits

But hell, she was hot.....

Still couldn't get her number after making her money either..... Hey, these Kiosk girls are kinda like strippers if you think about it.....

 

[J the TyranT]

good to see Im typing for no reason...

 

[nwright]

Hehe, this happened to my mom this past weekend when we went up to see my parents. Aren't they like 79 bucks, then they drop down to like 25?

My mom laughed, walked away to some other girly type store and came back with the exact same tool those chicks used and said "look, I got this for 4.95 right over there!".