dear 'un-turkey' sandwich

[minxnim]

you are pretty 'un-good'. total let down.

 

[chupe666]

These keep getting better.

it totally deserves a cool emoticon, although the emoticons to the left of this post thing suck so i will not degrade it with one of those. and i don't have the patience/time to do it right now.

sorry.

 

[avi]

the tofurkey deli slices are the best of the un-meat thingies IMO

 

[minxnim]

that's okay. there's always later.

also, the fucking peanut butter brownie i just ate was DRY. today is a bad food day.

 

[goatschool]

the tofurkey deli slices are the best of the un-meat thingies IMO

agreed. but damn, do they make your pee smell.

 

[Russell]

Well, at the hospital we work we have real turkey!! Inact it's smoked, reformed turkey with added chicken, beef and pork protiens.. YUMMY!!

 

[minxnim]

i dont think i even know what real turkey tastes like, and i dont even LIKE the taste of meat. i just got this thing for the protein. it was disgusting.

 

[deadair]

agreed. but damn, do they make your pee smell.

...mental picture of nick hoovering over the toilet going "man... that stinks"...