Derek

[Lordlucid]

Graaah!

 

[derek]

?

Hot.

 

[Lordlucid]

what time is it in Scotland?

 

[EricT]

Wherever Derek is, it is always SEXAY O CLOCK.

 

[Lordlucid]

well yes, however I wish to know how sexy.

 

[derek]

ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is currently 10.07AM. I gotta teach Adult Learning classes at weekends, so I'm up and about, drinking tea and surfing the internet.

 

[Lordlucid]

its 2:15am and Im.... not drinking tea, and am about to goto bed!
However I just wanted to harass you.

 

[derek]

That's cool. I like to be harassed.

 

[Lordlucid]

Good, now have a wonderful...er day.
Goodnight.

 

[EricT]

That's cool. I like to be harassed.

I like to be sexually harrassed.... sadly it never happens

 

[Bacchante]

Uhm...*does a few catcalls*
They should call you Campbell's cause your "MM MM good"!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

hi Derek.
I got Jura for my friend for Xmas.
That is all

 

[flying_whale]

sexy to teach adult learning

 

[Lordlucid]

Sexing up the adult learners?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

maybe they're learning adult things, if you know what i mean

 

[EricT]

I know what you mean...




































Bill paying skills.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

noooo i meant......




















































































































Finding a suitable career.

 

[Lordlucid]

in prostitution?

 

[derek]

hi Derek.
I got Jura for my friend for Xmas.
That is all

Jura is my favourite, not least because Jura rolls of the tongue.

 

[derek]

Also, I taught them about the late Peloponnesian War using pictures of Elephants and Whales as symbolic images.

If you'd prefer to imagine that I taught them about where abouts a man can put his Ding-Dong Stick into a ladies Hoo-Hoo, by all means carry on.