design a sarnie

[blackeyed]

RIGHT, seeing as i am dead bored and tha i have devised a game.

i jus thad a proper minging sarnie and nearly puked so i thought of this..pick a person off the forum and make an e-sandwich for them.....like if i had to make one for vikkers:

.] herby bread roll
.] sweetcorn relish
.] sausage.
.] laced with a fine layer of widnes toxins.

presented in a converse shoe box with neatly copied ultravox lyrics all over it.

 

[breaklose]

i feel a bit gay picking someone to make a e-sandwich for. its like openly hitting on someone.

 

[blackeyed]

yeh to your mind - a mind which openly hits on some one anyway.

i picked vikki and im not hitting on her (you hope victoria)

 

[Strangelight]

2 bacon

 

[Bambi]

 

[Alwin]

2 bacon

it's probably for Mick then, right? you guys make a cute couple

 

[Strangelight]

it's probably for Mick then, right? you guys make a cute couple

Ah no, I wouldnt give a man less than 4 bacon

 

[Alwin]

you must love him very much indeed

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

aww claire..I wouldnt eat that but thanx I like the reference to the onion relish in our fridge that no one eats but it was buy one get one free..

Well since Claire done me (har har har she wishes!....she doesnt really)

Id opt for..
2 slices of asda smart price white bread
some wafer thing ham
cheese
bit of utterley butterley
whack it under a george foreman or preferably a toastissimo
while your there stick some waffles in a deel fat frier and dress accordingly with brown sauce.

presented on a robbed halton council food tray with a empty bottle of bells and a rotten rose.

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

sausage and brown sauce.......on toast.

 

[zupi_clone]

can we have some visuals please?

 

[Mick Moss]

A buttie which I think would take off bigtime would be wasps in mayo on white. Just think of the colours . ooohh

 

[breaklose]

2 bacon

whos that for?

 

[zupi_clone]

whos that for?

Slap the Rasher, this old pro who used to hang out in a local pub