Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms

Thats just fucking wrong if you put that into practice. Mine is useful, because the bitch has been talking shit all night long, and now its payback. The definition is just an excuse away from wife beating.
 
lol, some of those are just wrong...like fucked in the head wrong, but still hilarious! although if a guy ever tried some of those on me he wouldn't make it out of the room alive
 
Turbo said:
This is off urban dictionary.


Strawberry Cheesecake.


When you blow your load on a chicks face, and in all of the excitement, you punch her, causing a nose bleed. Nice!
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...:erk:
anything else than cool
 
imisseverygood showbecauseiam5 said:
my fav..

Brown Necktie
You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.
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Ahhhh nah!!
 
SylviasRavenWolfe said:
lol, some of those are just wrong...like fucked in the head wrong, but still hilarious! although if a guy ever tried some of those on me he wouldn't make it out of the room alive
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Woaw looks like we have a powerpuff girl here
and what will you do to the guy (or gal with a dick)? how exactly would you "kill" him? :wave:
 
Flooding The Cave
Inserting the penis into a woman's pussy and then urinating inside her. Applies to butt pirates as well.
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This is fucking damn funny because when I was a kid I thought that what sex was all about.

These two here though are pure gold:
Muff Teaser
Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.
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The Rose Creeper
Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your sweetheart's neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss her entire body. After working her into the mood for some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your raging boner. Begin to punish-fuck her dumper while whipping her with the rose and screaming nasty obscenities at her. I bet she never saw that coming.
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
Ruins said:
Woaw looks like we have a powerpuff girl here
and what will you do to the guy (or gal with a dick)? how exactly would you "kill" him? :wave:
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well i've multiple knives and chains around my room i'm sure i'd find a way.


War_Blade said:
yea, if you wanna hang around here...


you gotta be up for some hardcore shit woman...
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i'm really into more kinky chains and whips than having a guy shit on my chest, yeah that doesn't work for me
 
_Dj_British_Motard_ said:
Emo goth. Get out.
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lol, that is the first impression people get of me, but i'm not, i don't cry myself to sleep and cut myself, i don't ahte the world, and i don't attemot to kill myself every week. i am happy with my life!!!
 
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