Dig a hole

[Hell Mike]

WELL, how many of you have, sometime in your life, thought about digging a hole to the other side of the world?

http://www.digtootherside.cjb.net/

Most of us probably shouldn't OR WE'D DROWN LOLZ

 

[NAD]

haha that rules.

this dude totally smokes that thingy though:

http://www.cp-tel.net/pasqualy/hole/page1.html

 

[Erik]

That made me want to dig a hole in my back yard.

Oh wait I don't have one

And also I'm lazy

But I'd sure like a big hole

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

hehe, thats old shit but cool.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

haha, me and my friends used to go to the beach and dig like 12 foot deep holes then build huge walls around them with the sand (and more sand) and try to keep the water out for as long as possible.... problem is, the water came in the bottom

 

[Mormagil]

Dig a hole, dig a hole in the meadow
Dig a hole in the cold, cold ground
Dig a hole, dig a hole in the meadow
Just to lay little Lulie down

The first time I saw little Lulie
She was standing in the still house door
Brogan shose all in her hand
An her stockin' feet on the floor

Dig a hole, dig a hole in the meadow
Dig a hole in the cold, cold ground
Dig a hole, dig a hole in the meadow
Just to lay little Lulie down

Wake up, wake up, little Lulie
And go get me my gun
I ain't no man for trouble
But I'll die before I'll run

Dig a hole, dig a hole in the meadow
Dig a hole in the cold, cold ground
Dig a hole, dig a hole in the meadow
Just to lay little Lulie down

Last time I saw little Lulie
She was standing on the banks of the sea
Two pistols strapped round her body
And a banjo on her knee

Dig a hole, dig a hole in the meadow
Dig a hole in the cold, cold ground
Dig a hole, dig a hole in the meadow
Just to lay little Lulie down

Wake up, wake up, little Lulie
What makes you sleep so sound
The highway robbers are comin
Gonna tear your playhouse down

Dig a hole, dig a hole in the meadow
Dig a hole in the cold, cold ground
Dig a hole, dig a hole in the meadow
Just to lay little Lulie down

 

[Henrik Main]

But I'd sure like a big hole

shit sexual innuendo there erik, 4/10 tbh

 

[Erik]

i didn't actually mean anything except i'd like a big hole in the dirt

...

christ i can't do this right can i

I WANT A CAVITY IN THE EARTH DUG WITH A FUCKEN SHOVEL

nothing else

 

[Hell Mike]

 

[lizard]

and if you've ever been in a delivery room....yow. it's very grym and tr00

 

[lurch70]

i didn't actually mean anything except i'd like a big hole in the dirt

...

christ i can't do this right can i

I WANT A CAVITY IN THE EARTH DUG WITH A FUCKEN SHOVEL

nothing else

sayeth the man with a Rob Halford signature

 

[cthulufhtagn]

 

[lizard]

REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT

I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!

JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA

I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.

KAREN C., Ypsilanti, N.D.

I want a lot out of life, but I know that I can't afford to raise a kid right now, and I'm way too young to get married. That's why I stopped risking my future by having sex with boys and hooked up with my best galpal, Claire. We may be straight, but we'd rather eat pussy than get preganant!

JESUS N., San Antonio, TX

It's funny to me, listening to straight kids talk about anal sex like they discovered some kind of magic secret no one else knows. Gay guys may or may not have invented anal sex, but I certainly think we perfected it! If straight guys were serious about wanting to have sex and not worry about knocking someone up, they'd hook up with each other.

 

[NAD]

haha, i know a girl who thought she got pregnant via buttsex.

 

[Mormagil]

My eighth grade teacher insisted you could get pregnant from oral sex.