Digital Tombstones?
- Thread starter Ars Magna
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Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
Climb Thar Hill
not family oriented
General Zod
Ruler of Australia
I want one. I want it to run a slide show of me, with one less piece of clothing in each successive picture. I figure, this way, large crowds of woman will constantly gather at my grave site.
Zod
Zod
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
By the time you pass the world will be 45% homosexual. Do you really want to run the risk of having a heterosexual defamation league circle jerk on your Itomb?
General Zod
Ruler of Australia
45%? I was unaware that man-on-man sex was on the rise. Should we be worried about catching the gay?
Zod
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
Yes. Forth-coming generations will be de-sensitized to their filthy pathogenic passing lifestyle. The rise in the mortality rate due to the baby boomers kicking the bucket will leave behind a viral world of boyish curiosity. Everything you see before you will be ravaged by the loins of thoth!
Have mercy on our souls!
Have mercy on our souls!
General Zod
Ruler of Australia
All joking aside, it does beg an interesting question. Obviously, in the last 10 years, it's become perfectly acceptable for chicks to "experiment". It's hard to find a 20-something year old girl whose never had a girl/girl experience. Will there be a day, where guys experiment as freely? I suspect not... but who knows.
Zod
I'm still trying to figure out what music I would want playing over my video loop seeing that headphones are also an option. I'd probably choose something from Cannibal Corpse in the hopes that it would encourage some crazy woman to exhume me and have her way with my stump Nekromantic-stlye.
Susperia
Member
This is hilarious: Compacted Dignity
" If you go with out competitors, whose name we will not state, you will not only devalue your best postmortem plannings, but also defile the very immortal souls of your departed loved ones."
" If you go with out competitors, whose name we will not state, you will not only devalue your best postmortem plannings, but also defile the very immortal souls of your departed loved ones."
MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
NEW!
We here at Compacted Dignity are always working to offer more alternatives to satisfy any taste and budget. For those customers who want to be remembered as they were in life, we can now reduce them to a actual size, accurate representation of them as they lived as shown above. This process is quite involved but as you can see, the final product is well worth it.
^^^ Well that's just a lie. That thing above is just a mask that Ron Mueck made in his own likeness, and he's still very much alive
^^^ Well that's just a lie. That thing above is just a mask that Ron Mueck made in his own likeness, and he's still very much alive
Demilich
Remember
Why don't you call them out on it like those bastards who sold you oversized undersized bottles of lotions or what have you?
I think they know they're full of shit. Besides, I didn't buy anything from them.
I'm bored. I investigertated it, even though it's obvious bullshit. Sec of State says no such company exists 
