Dio is serious business.

[STINNETT]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1112081drinkwine1.html

NOVEMBER 12--Meet Kyle Drinkwine. The Wisconsin man, 24, allegedly became so incensed by a lackluster karaoke performance of a heavy metal song that he assaulted the singer and a second man, police charge. According to a River Falls Police Department report, Drinkwine throttled singer James Mischler, 28, and his friend Cyrus Kozub, 29, "over one's ability to sing karaoke." Though cops did not specify which song set Drinkwine off last week, Kozub told TSG that Mischler was performing "Holy Diver," the title cut on Dio's 1983 debut album (the band is fronted by Ronnie James Dio, the former Black Sabbath lead singer). Following the assaults, police apprehended Drinkwine after a short foot chase. A subsequent Breathalyzer test recorded his blood alcohol content at .169, more than twice the state limit.

 

[Randyisgod15]

Damn, Note to Self: When singing Karaoke, Don't Suck! (especially if its a Dio song)

 

[Chryst Krispies]

Drinkwine is his real last name? Hhaha whoa.

 

[STINNETT]

Speaking of DIO, did you ever notice that he was on that show, "Cheers"?

 

[Sloan]

DIO PICTURE DISC AND DOLLAR STORE SHADES!!!!!

 

[plague_rider]

I thought the general rule was Dio = God = Don't ever put a Dio song on a karaoke machine cause it'll all end in tears...