Do an inventory of your fridge...

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At the table with the popular kids, making fun of
... what does the contents of ones fridge say about ones character?? :err: Let us examine what the Tymaster is stocking up on, as I just got back from Super K.
*Two jars of cling peaches
*One dozen things of Yogurt (Breyers and Yoplait)
*Butter, real butter, not margarine (do not eat what will not rot)
*Grape Jelly
*A bag of baby carrots
*Sun Dried Tomato Vinagrette dressing
*4 cans of Tuna
*Some shaved honey ham
*Some co-jack cheese
*Greens First power drink
*Starbucks coffee
*Tazo tea bottle
*2 quarts of Soymilk
*English muffins
*Grapefruits
*Apples
*Sam Adams beer
Is this common, or am I as wierd as I think???
 
You just might be a pregnant woman. Tuna, Ham, soymilk, peaches and vinagrette dressing... sounds like something a woman with certain cravings would eat but hey, I'm no food expert.
And I'm not going to type what's in my fridge - the sheer amount of fat and chemicals would kill my keyboard.
 
mentalmeltdown said:
You just might be a pregnant woman. Tuna, Ham, soymilk, peaches and vinagrette dressing... sounds like something a woman with certain cravings would eat but hey, I'm no food expert.
And I'm not going to type what's in my fridge - the sheer amount of fat and chemicals would kill my keyboard.
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Tuna = i could survive off of this. Probably the only meat in a can I can stand.
Ham = who doesn't like a half a ham sandwich on wheat every now and then. Plus it's essential for omelets.
Peaches= favorite fruit.
Soymilk= i'm trying to curb my dairy intake.
Vinagrette= just my good tast here I guess.

So, other than the Sam Adams I must have a fairly healthy fidge? Now, if I could learn to say no the pizza's offered during school lunch. And the chili dogs being sold at all of my ballgames...........
 
It's after midnight and it's 46.4 degrees in Vegas! Damn it's cold. Time to go back to California.

Mental: You can't eat canned tuna when your pregnant.
 
Well, I'm not at home, but I'll inventory the work fridge.

- Paraformaldehyde, Ammonium Acetate, Cholera Toxin...oh wait, you probably mean the "people fridge" (we have to designate which is the people fridge and the toxic chemical fridge. don't want to mix things up)

Um, then, pickles, mustard, mayo, shredded cheese, milk, coffee, my lunch- leftover pasta, grapes, boss' Diet Rite, and some bottled water.
 
there's nothing in my fridge except beer, bottled water, energy drinks, and milk for my cereal in the morning. Everytime I buy food, it just goes bad. I never get around to eating it.
 
Lots of chicken
French(errr I mean freedom:loco: ) bread pizza
5 pounds of Hamburger
Left over Orange chicken
Tons of condiments
Peanut butter
Some P.B.R.
Corona
3 gallons of OJ (I don't know why either... my girlfriend just bought a ton of it for some reason)
two loaves of bread
turkey
ham
salsa
cheese
tomatoes
lettuce
Apples
Oranges
yogurt
Coke
Brats
sausage
eggs
and a whole lot more stuff....What does that tell you about me? That I live with my girlfriend.

What would I have in my fridge if she didn't live with me.

Pabst Blue Ribbon
and left over pizza
 
2 fridges - lots of food and not enough beer. And I hate when I go to get a diet coke and find out my in-laws drank the whole 12 pack.
 
DarbysDad said:
2 fridges - lots of food and not enough beer. And I hate when I go to get a diet coke and find out my in-laws drank the whole 12 pack.
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I hate diet coke. I used to drink diet sodas but now I figure what's the point?? The whole point of drinking pop is for the sugar rush.
 
AlexStomp said:
I hate diet coke. I used to drink diet sodas but now I figure what's the point?? The whole point of drinking pop is for the sugar rush.
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Agreed
I fucking hate diet anything. Same with decaf coffee and N/A beer. I swear if anyone ever offered me a N/A beer I will smash their face. :grin: :grin: Actually I probably wouldn't( Im not a violent person) but the thought would definitely go through my head.....
 
Alex - it's a diabetic thing :grin: and BTW it's supposed to be about 74 degrees here today. At least that's what the hot blonde weather lady on channel 9 last night.
 
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