Do you have what it takes to be a Viking warrior?
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Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
You are 72% Viking!
There is some viking blood pumping through your veins. We will allow you to fight alongside us since you make the rest of us look good. We might even give you an axe to defend yourself with.
You are also 50% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous muchrooms and have a good life insurance policy.
MURGH
There is some viking blood pumping through your veins. We will allow you to fight alongside us since you make the rest of us look good. We might even give you an axe to defend yourself with.
You are also 50% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous muchrooms and have a good life insurance policy.
MURGH
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
and answering like a TR00 ogre:
You are 80% Viking!
The viking blood is strong within you. You will raid and burn villages and return with many slaves. We would suggest investing in a chainmail vest as you will be in the first ranks in many raids. Feel free to drink, wench and enjoy yourself!
You are also 100% likely to be a berserker.
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You are 80% Viking!
The viking blood is strong within you. You will raid and burn villages and return with many slaves. We would suggest investing in a chainmail vest as you will be in the first ranks in many raids. Feel free to drink, wench and enjoy yourself!
You are also 100% likely to be a berserker.
AEUheauheauheuahueah rules
-Gavin-
Gavornator
You are 78% Viking!
The viking blood is strong within you. You will raid and burn villages and return with many slaves. We would suggest investing in a chainmail vest as you will be in the first ranks in many raids. Feel free to drink, wench and enjoy yourself!
You are also 25% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous muchrooms and have a good life insurance policy.
HAH! FUCK YOU TUT!
I'm more viking.
The viking blood is strong within you. You will raid and burn villages and return with many slaves. We would suggest investing in a chainmail vest as you will be in the first ranks in many raids. Feel free to drink, wench and enjoy yourself!
You are also 25% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous muchrooms and have a good life insurance policy.
HAH! FUCK YOU TUT!
I'm more viking.
-Gavin-
Gavornator
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
TheSeldomlaid
Waffle Wizard
You are 81% Viking!
The viking blood is strong within you. You will raid and burn villages and return with many slaves. We would suggest investing in a chainmail vest as you will be in the first ranks in many raids. Feel free to drink, wench and enjoy yourself!
You are also 50% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous muchrooms and have a good life insurance policy."Pillage, burn, rape" you say? In THAT order? Well... ummm.. if you like 'em crispy....
Well, I'm Norwegian, what do you expect?
Burrrrrn, bloody monks
The viking blood is strong within you. You will raid and burn villages and return with many slaves. We would suggest investing in a chainmail vest as you will be in the first ranks in many raids. Feel free to drink, wench and enjoy yourself!
You are also 50% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous muchrooms and have a good life insurance policy."Pillage, burn, rape" you say? In THAT order? Well... ummm.. if you like 'em crispy....
Well, I'm Norwegian, what do you expect?
Burrrrrn, bloody monks
-Gavin-
Gavornator
Venymous
The Grey Eminence
You are 76% Viking!
The viking blood is strong within you. You will raid and burn villages and return with many slaves. We would suggest investing in a chainmail vest as you will be in the first ranks in many raids. Feel free to drink, wench and enjoy yourself!
You are also 25% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous muchrooms and have a good life insurance policy.
*prints...then burns, rapes, and pillages my low score
The viking blood is strong within you. You will raid and burn villages and return with many slaves. We would suggest investing in a chainmail vest as you will be in the first ranks in many raids. Feel free to drink, wench and enjoy yourself!
You are also 25% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous muchrooms and have a good life insurance policy.
*prints...then burns, rapes, and pillages my low score
EagleFlyFree
crack you like an acorn
You are 66% Viking!
There is some viking blood pumping through your veins. We will allow you to fight alongside us since you make the rest of us look good. We might even give you an axe to defend yourself with.
You are also 25% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous muchrooms and have a good life insurance policy.
vikings = \m/ \m/ i shall crack your skulls with my super war hammer!
There is some viking blood pumping through your veins. We will allow you to fight alongside us since you make the rest of us look good. We might even give you an axe to defend yourself with.
You are also 25% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous muchrooms and have a good life insurance policy.
vikings = \m/ \m/ i shall crack your skulls with my super war hammer!
Welly
Necro-Inverted Bassplayer
Yetti
Active Member
YOU ARE 89% VIKING
Beloved of the Norse Gods, you are a true Viking. You can expect to shorten many lives before
you die and feast in Valhalla!
You are also 25% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like
the smell of stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonus mushrooms and have a good life
insurance policy.
FEAR ME MOTHERFUCKERS!!! !
!!
Beloved of the Norse Gods, you are a true Viking. You can expect to shorten many lives before
you die and feast in Valhalla!
You are also 25% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like
the smell of stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonus mushrooms and have a good life
insurance policy.
FEAR ME MOTHERFUCKERS!!! !
!!
You are 84% Viking!
The viking blood is strong within you. You will raid and burn villages and return with many slaves. We would suggest investing in a chainmail vest as you will be in the first ranks in many raids. Feel free to drink, wench and enjoy yourself!
You are also 25% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous muchrooms and have a good life insurance policy.
The viking blood is strong within you. You will raid and burn villages and return with many slaves. We would suggest investing in a chainmail vest as you will be in the first ranks in many raids. Feel free to drink, wench and enjoy yourself!
You are also 25% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous muchrooms and have a good life insurance policy.
spellbound-by-the-bodom
Brighton - metal warrior
BodomiC
Active Member
You are 85% Viking!
The viking blood is strong within you. You will raid and burn villages and return with many slaves. We would suggest investing in a chainmail vest as you will be in the first ranks in many raids. Feel free to drink, wench and enjoy yourself!
You are also 25% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous muchrooms and have a good life insurance policy.
The viking blood is strong within you. You will raid and burn villages and return with many slaves. We would suggest investing in a chainmail vest as you will be in the first ranks in many raids. Feel free to drink, wench and enjoy yourself!
You are also 25% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous muchrooms and have a good life insurance policy.
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
is anybody else here 100% likely to be a berserker? No?
then don't congratulate yourselves! MUAHAHAHAHAH
then don't congratulate yourselves! MUAHAHAHAHAH
EagleFlyFree
crack you like an acorn
Cat5Messiah
Violator of Sheep
You are 62% Viking!
Vikings laugh at your desire to be one of us, but allow you to stay and provide comic relief, keeping you safely away from sharp edged weapons and anything else you could use to harm yourself.
You are also 25% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous muchrooms and have a good life insurance policy.
I'd rather be a Ninja than a Viking......I'm going to find a Ninja test!!
EDIT: Damn it, I can't find one........someone find one!!
Vikings laugh at your desire to be one of us, but allow you to stay and provide comic relief, keeping you safely away from sharp edged weapons and anything else you could use to harm yourself.
You are also 25% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous muchrooms and have a good life insurance policy.
I'd rather be a Ninja than a Viking......I'm going to find a Ninja test!!
EDIT: Damn it, I can't find one........someone find one!!
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
EagleFlyFree said:i have 60% probabilty of being a berserker! now bow down before berserk your ass with my bat!
i'm still 40% berserker-er
You are 68% Viking!
There is some viking blood pumping through your veins. We will allow you to fight alongside us since you make the rest of us look good. We might even give you an axe to defend yourself with.
You are also 50% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous muchrooms and have a good life insurance policy.
There is some viking blood pumping through your veins. We will allow you to fight alongside us since you make the rest of us look good. We might even give you an axe to defend yourself with.
You are also 50% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous muchrooms and have a good life insurance policy.
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