Do you use the handicap stall in public bathrooms?

[The Ozzman]

Voting is public

 

[-CC-]

I have never used it, but I am ashamed to have sat on the handicap seats at an In-N-Out Burger because it's always so fucking packed and those seats are always empty. Voted to ban Randy though

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Fuck cripples. I need the extra room for my fat ass.

 

[The Ozzman]

Fuck cripples. I need the extra room for my fat ass.

It depends on the situation for me. If I'm in a public bathroom at a mall or something, I don't use the stall if I can help it. When I was in college and lived in the dorms, I used the handicap stall all the time (I don't think anyone ever used the other ones). I mean, how is someone in a wheelchair going to get on the second floor without and elevator anyway?

 

[Der Morgenstern]

My first year at university, the residence building I was in had a top floor that actually had all the residence/cafeteria administration offices. No one really knew about them, so after a night of wandering around drunk, I stumbled on to them and found out that their washroom up there was hardly ever used and always unlocked. So whenever I had to take a shit, I'd make a beeline for the top floor. I even started leaving books up there.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Holy shit, Mike, I have been thinking obsessively about this issue for weeks. You are a fucking lifesaver with this thread.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

It depends on the situation for me. If I'm in a public bathroom at a mall or something, I don't use the stall if I can help it. When I was in college and lived in the dorms, I used the handicap stall all the time (I don't think anyone ever used the other ones). I mean, how is someone in a wheelchair going to get on the second floor without and elevator anyway?

I use it all the time at work, and briefly ponder the ethics of it each time. Never got very far on it. It's not like there's a line of cripples waiting outside the door all the time, you know?

 

[Dak]

Where is the "who cares?" option?

 

[Alongside Death]

Brady is not such a big fucking hazard.

I used it couple of times for curiosity sake how my ass would feel on it. I was grabbing those handles beside the shitter for some reason.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Hm, that's a slightly toiletophilic thing to say...

 

[Dak]

There's a better poll question: Who makes every attempt to touch nothing with your hands in a public restroom?

 

[The Ozzman]

Where is the "who cares?" option?

Right next to the option 'Up your ass'

 

[Dak]

Damn, I missed it.

 

[Zephyrus]

I'd ban Tom Brady from public bathrooms.

 

[Valerie]

I generally don't use public bathrooms at all.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Well when you work for a living instead of playing WoW all day, you generally do use them.

 

[muzmaze]

i usually shove the poor bastard out of the way...then its go time!

 

[Einherjar86]

I generally don't use public bathrooms at all.

Do you crap your pants?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

i usually shove the poor bastard out of the way...then its go time!

"I saw a slowly moving, sad-faced old man as he bounced off the roof of my car."
-- actual insurance statement, according to the internet

 

[damnromulans]

Yes. There is always a really long line for the ladies' room and no line for the handicap. I generally try not to shit in crowded public bathrooms so I take 30-60 seconds for my entire bathroom experience.

Also sometimes the handicapped bathroom is the only one with a Western toilet. I don't mind squatting to pee if I am wearing a skirt or dress with no tights/stockings, but when wearing pants/trousers/hose/tights it gets annoying.