Does anybody else read Bizarre magazine?

Nate The Great

What would Nathan do?
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Not Bizzare. BIZARRE.

It's pretty sweet, if you're into extreme lifestyles and such.

http://www.bizarremag.com/

Here's some highligts of articles (it's not usually just about sex; this issue is the "sex club" issue):

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WE WERE SHOCKED! That's how downright depraved the SEX CLUBS we visited in our quest to find the most perverted sex clubs in the UK were, including...

• PISS CLUB!
• FISTING CLUB!
• AND... HIV+ CLUB!

Read about our mind-boggling discoveries in Bizarre 108.







For Back Issues of Bizarre call +44 01458 271 270




Plus:

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HIDDEN RUSSIA!
Our underground travel guide to the real Russia, from fighting with skinhead Nazis to eating mammoths.



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LIVING WITH CORPSES!
Some people just won't let go, including a woman who slept in the same bed as her maggot-ridden sister for 12 months.



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JUNGLE JUNKIES!
The freaky drug habits of Amazon tribes captured on film.



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MR VENGEANCE!
Exclusive interview with Chan-wook Park, the new Quentin Tarantino.



Also for your pleasure:

RABBIT FACE-TRANSPLANT PICS!
MORGUE PHOTOGRAPHY!
ARSE ELECTROCUTION... A HOW-TO!
REAL-LIFE ROBOCOP!
DRINK-SPIKING!
MARK RYDEN!
SKELETON CHANDELIERS!

AND LOADS MORE!
 
EATING SHIT TURNS ME ON!

WORDS CHLOE SHIMMIN

e meet a man who prefers his loaf straight from the oven
Jason (not his real name) is 45 and has been into scat - for any decent people among you, that means poo-play/eating - since childhood.

How did you get into scat?

It was part of me from before I knew what was what. I was always very sexual right from my earliest memory; I often played pee games with girls before I was six. I was sticking things in my ass by seven or eight. Shit was never gross or disgusting, nor did the smell ever really upset me.
I only smelled it when I was a boy, I started smearing as a teenager, but only once or twice a year. I had several wonderful loves during my 20s and scat just about disappeared from my life, there were years without scat-play, or the desire for scat-play. I got married at 30 and our sex life and social life was terrible, I started getting back into solo scat. We separated a few years later. When I got online I saw people eating shit, I was always afraid of this but I saw so many people doing it I knew I had to try. I found I had unbelievably strong orgasms while doing scat. I would shoot my cum in great big arches over my head, flying often 10ft or more, I would be reduced to a quivering panting blob after my orgasm so, of course, I wanted to repeat this!

Eventually, though (three years later maybe), I started to become addicted to scat and could not get a decent erection without it. It became isolating, as I could no longer have 'normal' sex so I took a break from scat. For months I was horny as hell but unable to keep a hard-on! Eventually, my normal sexual response returned, and now I mostly do scat for the pleasure it give others to see me.

I have no interest in a guy's shit or gay scat, the focus point is the woman not the shit. People do not choose scat; if we could we would prefer to not have this fetish, any fetish is an isolating experience.

When you say scat chooses you, how do you deal with the emotions, how does this interest manifest itself?

It is emotionally draining, almost bipolar. The need to remain safe, secure and anonymous (the shame and rejection in real life would be crushing) and yet the need to share a very serious personal bit of yourself.

I feel sexually empty most of the time. Straight or normal sex just doesn't push the same buttons as scat sex does. There is nothing as completely sexual (to the scat fetishist) as the touch, smell, and taste of shit; the rush one gets when they enter the 'scat zone' is indescribable. The scat zone vanishes like a fart in a hurricane as soon as one orgasms, then shit loses all its allure and it is just shit and I have all the attraction to it that I would a rotten tomato (NONE).
How do you deal with the smell?

The smell is different, I am not offended by the smell of my own shit, though others' shit can be nasty, and the smell is exciting - until you orgasm, then it just smells like shit!

Have you ever eaten another person's shit?

Only once and she did not know it until I had done it. I was fingering her ass and pulled out a marble-sized ball of shit and ate it while I sucked her pussy. I have not found a woman willing to let me receive her full load, that is my dream.

What does shit taste of?

It tastes like thick mud, but you can make it 'sweeter' by ingesting sweet stuff like chocolate or diet soda.

Why is this appealing to you?

It excites all my senses. Smell, touch, taste, even hearing it smear is exciting... until I orgasm, then I want to clean up and be done.

Do you have a preference of colour/texture?

I like thick, creamy poo, like peanut butter, not runny or hard logs. Runny is too far out for me and thick logs are bitter and dry; they don't smear well and will not spread around inside your mouth.

Do you eat anything special to obtain this preference?

I like pasta poo! Try to avoid nuts, popcorn, crisps, anything crunchy, as it will leave your poo gritty. Lots of red meat makes poo bitter and more smelly. Also, if you poo several times a day it smells less. Poo that you hold inside gets rank.

Would you ever 'scat' in front of an audience?

I would love to do my shit play for a live audience even if there is no contact. I like to show off.

Are there any other types of scat activities?

There is one activity I am not at one with, which is called 'farming'. This is where you find public toilets with shit in them then retrieve it for your own pleasure. I guess as far as the depths some scat people go, I am pretty mild. I don't do gay, animal, farming, puke, snot, diarrhoea. There is lots of stuff that some scat people do that I cannot find interest in.

In your experience what are scat people like?

I have only met them online, never face to face. Generally I find them pretty selfish and needy, always wanting but never offering. One gets tired of reaching out and then, after I share, there is nothing coming back! There are not many who can open up with scat, and for every 100 men there might be one woman.

You can read more about Jason's scat experiences on Poopreport.com
 
so what is really goingon with German porn lately ... it seems I hear it being mentioned on TV a lot here ... what's the big kink again? is it some bukake action.

i do so want to hear German sex talk during sex ... hehehhe ... someone for the love of God post some links
 
This magazine is just insane. You can't even imagine some of the things people out there do. I don't subscribe, but I buy it every now and then. They've had articles on everything from black metal to . . . eating your shit. CSI barely scratches the surface of what truly perverted people are capable of.
 
Awesome. I'm sure I'll get some odd looks but maybe I could meet a poop-eating mistress to call my own!