Does anyone else like strip clubs? :\.........

[SculptedCold]

Oh yeah!!!

I'm a fan now!!!

Twas one of my flatmates' birthday yesterday, so 7 of us took him out to strip club and bought him a lapdance, but he convinced us all to chip-in for a group lapdance too. (money is no object when you're really.....really drunk.)

We got taken to a private lounge, where two gorgeous babes stripped naked (asides from boots of course=), gave us three lapdances each (we got pussy rubbed in our faces, awww yeah!) and put on a lesbian show and 69 for us.

Birthday boy got rubbed down in oil too.....lucky barsteward....

Awesome night though!


Hurrah for strip clubs!!!!

 

[IainDuncanSmith]

I wouldn't go to one myself, I think it's a bit dumb but I'd find it hard to criticize you for going cause you're not breaking the law or anything.

 

[manuelgv]

I have been to a few since I was 17 but they are not my ideal of fun;we usually ended up at one when we had nothing else to do and our usual bar was either crowded or sucky.

 

[xenophobe]

I've been to a number of them, mostly with my dancer friend Wendy to visit when she was dancing at a new club so she wouldn't feel awkward someplace unfamiliar... other than that... been to them a couple of times and seeing girls dance around for money does nothing for me.

 

[Arch]

Is Wendy blonde?

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

never been there

 

[Potpossum]

I don't see what is the hype about strip clubs if you asked me. Strip joints are quite boring The last time I went to one (which was last month) was more for the bus ride going up to the big city in the first place (Which is the fun part of the road trip.) A bunch of us (like 25 in number) rent a bus and stock it with all sorts of shooters to drink on the way there and on the way back. When we reached our destination (half sloshed) to some club called Playgirls nightclub. I'd take a seat away from the stage,but then have a waiter argue with me to sit at the stage! I got so pissed off at the waiter and the price of beer that I left. I got one of my friends to go with me around the corner to this kick-ass punk bar with mosh-pit that was more fun then spending my money to see some guys (which my husband made them look like minced meat) shake their booty for money.(At least when my husband teases,he also pleases ) Of course the other girls and my friends sister wonder where I had fucked off to and were mad at me because I knew of a place that charged $1.00 for a shot and a buck and a half for a beer instead of $8.00 a beer at the strip club. Oh well,their lost for wanting to see some cock!(Which the guys didn't even show! Besides that,half of them are queer to begin with.)
My friend is still in shock because I brought her to a punk bar. She can't believe she actually went to a place so different from herself. I don't bother to waste my money when I can be teased and pleased at home and get it for FREE!

 

[Nightwing]

They can be fun if you are in the mood......but I usually just end up wanting to fuck one of the chicks, and getting into trouble.
One came home with me once to smoke some pot - and then I get home with her, and my housemate had smoked all the weed in the fucking house.

Not happy. Not rooted. Slept alone.

 

[Potpossum]

They can be fun if you are in the mood......but I usually just end up wanting to fuck one of the chicks, and getting into trouble.
One came home with me once to smoke some pot - and then I get home with her, and my housemate had smoked all the weed in the fucking house.

Not happy. Not rooted. Slept alone.

Maybe it was God's way of saving you from getting a disease
Though there are some that are clean,but not a chance you should take unless you wrap it up.
Ahhh,I'm so happy that I'm married! Don't have to worry about who's been with who. And flesh on flesh feeeeeels ssssooooo nice.

 

[Profanity]

I agree with your maybe.

 

[Psychonaut]

I used to go to them and I've dated a few dancers but now I just can't see going out and putting a pile of cash in some girls panties so that I can go home and crank one off by myself.

It's also rare that there is a real tit in the house anymore and I'm not a fan of huge fake tits. The dancers are all cosmetic. I don't want a chick that takes 3 hours to look presentable. I was one that is still pretty when I wake up next to her.

 

[Profanity]

You might as well just buy a doll, decorate it and look at it, you can even have a different face e.t.c each time.

 

[SculptedCold]

I used to go to them and I've dated a few dancers but now I just can't see going out and putting a pile of cash in some girls panties so that I can go home and crank one off by myself.

It's also rare that there is a real tit in the house anymore and I'm not a fan of huge fake tits. The dancers are all cosmetic. I don't want a chick that takes 3 hours to look presentable. I was one that is still pretty when I wake up next to her.

That's one of the cool things about Scottish strip-clubs, we're all too poor to afford cosmetic surgery, so all the girls are 100% natural. They weren't even plastered with makeup. =)

But yeah, I hear y'all. We were very drunk, so it seemed like a good idea at the time.....but in retrospect, I suppose it wasn't worth the hole in the wallet!

 

[Profanity]

Getting drunk is for losers IMO

 

[SculptedCold]

Calling someone who takes pride in such accomplishments as spamming a 40 post a day average and getting the most bans from message boards a 'loser' would be doing a disservice to the word.

.......imo

 

[Psychonaut]

 

[Profanity]

Calling someone who takes pride in such accomplishments as spamming a 40 post a day average and getting the most bans from message boards a 'loser' would be doing a disservice to the word.

.......imo

I'm not proud of any of that, i'm utterly ashamed in myself for all of it.

 

[Potpossum]

Now,have you boys learn something about this thread?
Have you learn the difference between a fox and a pig?
About 6 beers for some and about 12 beers for others.

 

[SculptedCold]

amen to that. :beergoggles!: