Does anyone...

[0sm0se]

...else feel like they are currently doing work a poorly trained monkey or inbred southerner could do?

 

[FrostGiant]

no

 

[FrostGiant]

It would take a pretty nicely trained monkey or maybe just a regular southerner.

 

[0sm0se]

I never knew that while volunteering at the special olympics that would treat me like I am in some way special.

 

[azal]

what do you do? hand out bibs?

 

[0sm0se]

Database entry. They keep trying to explain things to me. Really slowly and they repeat themselves a couple time while urging me to pay attention. I want to sit them all down, explain that I have most of two college degrees and that I got arrested, not retarded.

 

[azal]

haha I'm not familiar with the backstory.

what did you get booked for?

 

[0sm0se]

If you check the Jerkface thread, its the same fight I mentioned.

Felony assault is what I got booked for that night.

 

[azal]

you can take the man out of jersey...

 

[0sm0se]

By the way, Toby, Greg, TheDope and Gekko said y'all had wondered why I was not at the concert in VA. Long and short of it is, I needed to stay out of trouble and court costs are seriously destroying my cash flow.

 

[0sm0se]

Meh, if I do the 100 hours of community service, I'm scot-free.

The truth of the matter is he picked the fight, his friends surrounded me, all I did was defend myself but I can't afford an attorney and my PD didn't want to work for a win.

 

[0sm0se]

The PD wanted me to plead to simple assault, I told him no way, you get me a deferred judgement or I will take this to trial.

 

[xfer]

I just heard the "poorly trained monkey" thing associated with the transit strike. was that on this board?

 

[minxnim]

this thread is awesome because i told my boss yesterday that a well trained monkey could do my job.

 

[0sm0se]

top.

Just wanted to mention, today I took inventory of the bibs to ensure there would be enough for the next competition.

 

[azal]

damn drooling onionheads.