Does this quote make sense to you?

[Jim LotFP]

"Cathedral’s chemistry shimmers like a trout off to spawn, the band’s wind tunnel riffing fusing metal-vain-glorious with Dorrian’s mountain man caw o’er a crashing cymbal-ravaged drum beat for fist-shaking miles." That's Martin Popoff talking about the new album.

 

[Occam's Razor]

He rubbed the CD too intensely and inhaled too deeply

 

[Jim LotFP]

He rubbed the CD too intensely and inhaled too deeply

Funny thing about that... I can't ever smell anything off the CD.

The stereo doesn't smell, the CD doesn't smell when I take it out immediately after playing it...

I have a defective sniffle disc!

I'm thankful!

 

[Occam's Razor]

I did not have to rub at all - I almost fainted when I pulled the digi out of the shrinkwrap...chemistry is evil!