Don't hire me

[Windom Pearl]

I am the worst employee ever.

 

[ColdDarkNord]

u been kicked from the band?

 

[nevershine]

Would he ever!?!?

 

[Sonm]

Is it a general statement? or can it be specified? I mean just employee or something particular? :lol

 

[lumitalvi]

I am the worst employee ever.

What have you done now?

 

[Windom Pearl]

What have you done now?

Absolutely _nothing_. I'm embarassed. They pay me for this.

 

[lumitalvi]

Nownow...
If that works, there´s nothing to be embarassed about.
If you feel bad then try to work better
Oh... and if you haven´t heard from home yet... I mentioned that house we didn´t get to buy when you visited last week... well we DID get it after all. So new address will probably come in use the first day of March!
AND I WANT TO SING IN A BAND ALREADY!

 

[Windom Pearl]

No voi perkele!

Congratulations! Now I'm jealous....

 

[lumitalvi]

Hii hii

 

[Yetti]

Absolutely _nothing_. I'm embarassed. They pay me for this.

i want your job

 

[nevershine]

I don't.

 

[Ziller]

I can't decide if I love or hate my job, but I'm pretty sure I don't want Windom's.

 

[Horza]

I can't decide if I love or hate blowjob, but I'm pretty sure I'm in a need of one.

 

[Ziller]

Oh, that one's *easy*

 

[nevershine]

I think I'm about to be as good as an employee as Marko!
Came to work...the alarm went off...drank some coffee...had a cig...and a crap...and now I'm writing here!

 

[lumitalvi]

Sounds good. And pretty much the same as my morning without the cig and coffee.

 

[Windom Pearl]

You lazyarses! Get to work!!

 

[lumitalvi]

I am!!! This is what I do! (and hand out books behind me...)

 

[Horza]

I refuse to work or contribute to this sad, sad society in any way.