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ThraxDude

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It's my hernia!
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I think that white part is my jizz-factory.
And I know that dark thing going down near the middle of the picture is my spermatic cord.

Main Entry: spermatic cord
Function: noun: a cord that suspends the testis within the scrotum and contains the vas deferens and vessels and nerves of the testis
 
ThraxDude said:
I think that white part is my jizz-factory.
And I know that dark thing going down near the middle of the picture is my spermatic cord.

Main Entry: spermatic cord
Function: noun: a cord that suspends the testis within the scrotum and contains the vas deferens and vessels and nerves of the testis
Uhhhh...does this qualify as seeing you naked, then? ;)

:grin:
 
ThraxDude said:
I think that white part is my jizz-factory.
And I know that dark thing going down near the middle of the picture is my spermatic cord.

Main Entry: spermatic cord
Function: noun: a cord that suspends the testis within the scrotum and contains the vas deferens and vessels and nerves of the testis

:yell: .. yeah i aint havin dinner tonight.
 
btw-
That big black hole is the hernia. It's not supposed to be a hole.
The Dr. seemed impressed with the size of it. But he's done over 3,300 of these operations.
 
"I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them over myself
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well"

I think I'm Turning Japanese...
I really think so
 
My spermatic cord is beautiful, I say!

That hole was so big that my right nut actually went up through it a couple times when I was getting it on. It didn't hurt or anything, and the only way I noticed it happened was 'cause my testicle was kinda pushing out through my "lower abdomenal area". I just pushed on that part of my abdomen and it went back into place.
That picture is actually like a cave where your boys come from. They (the nuts) drop when you're born. And they're not supposed to go back like mine did.
 
DarbysDad said:
Crystal, I have to spread it but you deserve rep for being cool. :grin: I guess a virgin on this web site might get sacrificed by one of us :flame:
:lol: thanks DD! I can always count on you to cheer me up -- btw you must've read my mind cause I was thinking about fixing a nice virgin for Christmas dinner, hehehe only joking.....:Saint:

my Christmas gift to everyone on the board is more rep!!! Here come's santa w/his big bag of green dots!!!:Spin:

.....uh, waiter, can I get another beer?:loco:
 
ThraxDude said:
My spermatic cord is beautiful, I say!

That hole was so big that my right nut actually went up through it a couple times when I was getting it on. It didn't hurt or anything, and the only way I noticed it happened was 'cause my testicle was kinda pushing out through my "lower abdomenal area". I just pushed on that part of my abdomen and it went back into place.
That picture is actually like a cave where your boys come from. They (the nuts) drop when you're born. And they're not supposed to go back like mine did.


Dammit, that hurt to read.
 
It didn't hurt when that stuff happened.
Actually, the operation was no big deal at all. I was out of work for 6 days, but I honestly could've gone back after 4 days off.
I guess that these types of hernias are so common (for males) that the operation is a piece of cake.