Download Ur-Quan Masters!!

Verily, gone are the dayse of olde when running Linux meant you were safe from a gaming addiction, uhuhuu BOOHOO! At least all the Linux games that aren't remakes of classics like SC are utter crap, but that still leaves a lot of titles.. sez I who spent 5 hours last weekend playing Beneath A Steel Sky all the way through on one sitting...
 
It's just a shame that Ur-Quan Masters always crashes before you have even left Sol. Still as shite as it was last time I checked. Or actually that's a good thing, as now I won't be spending the next few days playing it, and can fully concentrate on scratching my balls and doing nothing useful.
 
Shut up you fuck!!! I'm fuckin drunk! And been awake since 8 A.M. Yesterday... Hope i won't fuckin pass out tonight or i'll be fuckin bald...
 
NO!!! Fuck you bitch... (Thou shalt not have a computer online while your drunk...) The sauna is on right now so SCREW YOU GUYS!!! I'm going home...
 
W00t is this?! Whoop!
*downloads and gets ready to spend the night playing*

Uh, wait a minute. I already have spent the night playing. Well, be it morning, then.