my advice - posted it some time ago on SS forum now improved a bit:
about drinking vodka
what is the most important - actually it is HOW u drink it
so here are some steps to be taken ... OBEYYYYY
1) put it into your refrigerator and set it for like minus 5 -10 Celcius
2) wait till u see it's getting to the consistency of .. oil-like
3) prepare some glass stuff that you will pour the vodka into - best size is approx. 35 ml (that will help u to survive longer
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4) take shots
5) eat a lot
6) when u get to the point when u drunk half a liter of vodka - try to concentrate .... then think about the fact that Polish people after drinking that amount consider drinking to have just started
7) when u get to 3/4 a liter that means u really are half Polish but don't go any further!!!!!!!
8) before you go to bed/or someone carries you - eat a lot (did i mention it before:Spin: ?) and try to drink at least one liter of water
when u wake up two days later think about the fact that Russian people start it where you have finished.
for the mornig after - have some water/painkillers in the range fo your hand - if you manage to grab it you are saved!
try to - surprise! - eat a lot as soon as possible
good luck