Drinking at lunchtime!

Jockthrax

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This is a very very bad idea, I have a work thing i have to go 2 tonight and went out with my mate for a quiet lunchtime beer or two and i'm now quite pissed. 2 hours 45 minutes to go and my manager has brought our sales meeting forward from monday and I reek of beer and JD.
SO KIDS DON'T DO IT, ALCOHOL AT LUNCHTIME IS BAD MMMMMMKAY!
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Fuck that.
If your going to go out with a bang.
Go back to the bar and do even more shots. Do enough until you puke on the conference table, right in the middle of that meeting!
 
I survived, just sat down saying very little breathing through my nose. But fucking hell ill never do that again.......... well till next weekend. The thing at night was a curry/karaoke night i generally hate karaoke but loads of my workmates got up and sang some decent rock tunes. My rendition of Queens "fat bottomed girls" was outstanding (at least i thought so).
 
Glad you hear you pulled it off without getting busted. I used to work for this market research company part time when I was in college and would show up piss drunk almost daily. They either never had a clue or didn't give a fuck because they never said anything to me and I even got promoted a couple of times.
 
Skorned1 said:
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Try Gin next time!

I used to go to this bar that served me tall pint glassed full of gin on the rocks with a splash of tonic.. One night I must have had like 15 of those, I was so fucked up and hungover the next day. On the subway ride on the way to work, I REEKED of gin. Nobody sat next to me and everyone backed away. I was such a mess.
 
there is a hole in the wall mexican restaurant near me and they serve kick ass food. they have 32 oz draft beers for like 2.50. a half pitcher is about 3.50, and every day the place is full of the local greasemonkeys slamming those 32 ouncers with lunch. you can get a meal and a half pitcher of beer for 5 dollars or less which is fucking sweet!!!
 
powerwolve said:
in gewrmany we say
kein bier vor vier
(no beer before 4 pm)

In Auburn, Georgia U.S.A. we say..

*looks at watch*

"Yessir, it's about beer thirty" Or "Damn, a quarter 'til Jack already?"

Either way, southerners drink - a lot.
 
Moshkinstein said:
When I was in Prague a couple of years ago, I got the impression that almost everyone was drinking something containing alcohol almost all the time. :)

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!:hotjump: