Dumb Laws

[Icarus]

www.dumblaws.com

Great website this.
Did you know Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.

Or.........It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

 

[Aussie_Outlaw]

[color=#AOEOOA]Yeah I knew that.

Plus Marijuana is illegial in many countries, how dumb is that?[/color]

 

[VAMPIRELLA]

It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burgular

HAHAHA

 

[Mark]

"Bars are required to stable, water and feed the horses of their patrons."

Try that next time you're at the pub

 

[ShaneBarnes1982]

Great website!

 

[Aussie_Outlaw]

[color=#AOEOOA]While on the topic of totally stupid things.

http://english.pravda.ru/fun/

All the news stories you'll ever need to read.[/color]

 

[phlogiston]

Originally posted by Mark
"Bars are required to stable, water and feed the horses of their patrons."

Try that next time you're at the pub

My local still does that....

 

[spawn]

Does Melbourne have running water yet Phloggy?

(Have you always lived in Melbourne, I thought you lived in Sydney?)

 

[phlogiston]

Nah, always been in Melbourne. My local is the oldest pub in the city limits, so it's all heritage listed and stuff. I don't know if they actually still offer food and stabling to horses, but the facilities are there, I think, and there's definately a water trough out the front.

 

[spawn]

Are you sure Phloggy? Im almost certain you lived in Sydney. Perhaps you forgot?

 

[KoichCPA]

Theres a Law in Australia that states, if you need to urinate in a public place,and theres no toilets about,you can use a police mans hat.

I wanna try that one.

 

[Southy]

I used to visit that site heaps, very fucking funny.

 

[phlogiston]

Spawn, no I'm pretty sure I've been in Melbourne all my life. I have visited Sydney, and that's about all I want to have to do with the place.

 

[spawn]

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